Erza: I’m sorry Eileen can’t come to the phone right now.
Erza: Why?
Erza: Because she’s ….
Eileen: Honey, I’m home!
Erza: Mom, you completely ruined the moment!
Wendy: Erza, how do miracles happen?
Erza: Wait, I’ll show you.
(Natsu and gray are fighting)
Erza: Im going to count to three… And you’ll be sitting before me like puppies… and both of you shall wear a t-shirt saying “I’m Erza’s little monster”
(Natsu and gray continue to fight)
Erza: 1…
(Natsu and gray stop fighting.)
Erza: 2…
(Natsu and gray come back with pigtails and a t-shirt saying “Erza’s little monster”, they both sit in front of her.)
Wendy: Woah, erza! That was-
Erza: Okay, now let’s go to the guild hall so I can show you a miracle.
Gray: Ice make
Juvia: (whispers in his ear) kissing gruvia statue…
Gray: Kissing gruvia statue???!!!!
(Statue appears)
Juvia: it’s trueeee! Creation magic sure is alot of fun Gray-sama!
Juvia: Gray!
Gray: Erza!
Erza: Natsuuuuu!
Natsu: Lucy!
Lucy: Miraaaaa
Mira: Lisanna!
Lisanna: Juvia!!!!
Happy: Aye!
Ultear: if i could turn back time…to the good old daaa-aays
Jellal: Ultear!
Ultear: What? I was just singing a song.
Erza: i will bake a cake for jellal
Juvia: Can i be of any service?
Sting: rogue how do i look? (Wears a suit)
Rogue:…you look like a sting in the ass.
Eileen: Erza hunny look in the mirror.
Erza: (looks into the mirror)
Eileen: tell me exactly what you see.
Erza: i see-
Eileen: i see a wonderful, young, pretty, scarlet haired powerful wizard….oh look youre there too.
Gray: Juvia
Juvia: Yes! Gray-samaaa?
Gray: will you get me some water?
Juvia: (gives gray a glass of water)
Gray: this water…it tastes weird. Where did you get it from?
Juvia: its 100% juvia!