Lucy: One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her...
Cana: The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.
I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.
Natsu Dragneel, probably
My mom would always x out people in her yearbook and write 'Deceased' when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Eileen wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
Erza Scarlet, probably
One day, I'm gonna say 'FIGHT ME!' and someone's just gonna fuckin deck me.
Natsu Dragneel, probably
Rogue: Wasn’t the world supposed to end in X792??? That was a good plan who fucked that up
Minerva: some anime protagonist with the power of friendship probably
Zeref: I could kill you.
Natsu: Yeah? So could another human being.
Natsu: So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck.
Natsu: You aren't special.
Natsu: (with his foot stuck in a chair) You may be asking, “Natsu, how did you do this to yourself?”
Natsu: Well, lads, I don't fucking know either.
Future Rogue: I don't hold grudges
Future Rogue: fuck everyone from seven years ago
Acnologia: I don't hold grudges
Acnologia: fuck all dragons from Earthland
Brandish: I don't hold grudges
Brandish: fuck Lucy from the fourth grade
Eileen: I don't hold grudges
Eileen: fuck my husband from the 400 years ago
Erza: So when are you free?
Jellal: I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truely "free", but I don't really have plans all next week except for Monday.
Romeo: that's not wut a lesbian is
Wendy: ?
Romeo: A LESBIAN IS SOMEONE WHO HASNT HAD SEX
Romeo: Lol
Wendy: No that's a Virginia
I'm replacing my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less.
Cana Alberona, probably
[Rogue enters the room]
Lector: Take it back Frosch!
Frosch: fine. Sting is not a stupid gay Mike Wazowski
[Rogue immediately turns aroudn and leaves the room]
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In my bed, there's room for two.
Loke, probably
Zeref: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Brandish: That's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.