My mom would always x out people in her yearbook and write 'Deceased' when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Eileen wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
Erza Scarlet, probably
Eileen: I don't hold grudges
Eileen: fuck my husband from the 400 years ago
Erza: I’m sorry Eileen can’t come to the phone right now.
Erza: Why?
Erza: Because she’s ….
Eileen: Honey, I’m home!
Erza: Mom, you completely ruined the moment!
Erza's Father: What's a queen without her king?
Eileen: Well, historically, better.
Eileen: Let the lawyers take care of it.
Erza: Lawyers?! We don't have a lawyer!
Eileen: Well, you better get one. (walks away)
Gray: She can't get away with this! I've had it! I'm going to toss her out on her cage!
Erza: Gray, we can't do that. She's my mother... (heavy sigh) my twister, horrible monster of a mother.
Natsu: Why don't we just kill the old hag?
Erza: Oh stop it right now!
Erza: (whispering) and nobody tells any of the guild about any of this...
Gray: (nods and whispers) you mean about killing her?
Erza: (trying not to yell) No, Gray, about her suing us...!
Eileen: LOWERCASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS
Invel: You know how I feel about Fiore agents.
Eileen: Do I ever. You threw one out of a third-story window in Rio.
Invel: There was an ample pool below the window.
Eileen: I’ll assume you knew that.
Eileen: Erza hunny look in the mirror.
Erza: (looks into the mirror)
Eileen: tell me exactly what you see.
Erza: i see-
Eileen: i see a wonderful, young, pretty, scarlet haired powerful wizard….oh look youre there too.
Erza: Mom, why don't I have any brothers or sisters?
Eileen: because when I was a little girl, my mother told me it's alright to make mistakes, as long as you don't make them again.
Eileen: My dreams were shattered years ago.
Erza: How many years ago?
Eileen: How old are you?
Erza: See how there’s three pieces of cake missing from the cake table? All me!
Eileen: Kid, you are so bad.
Erza: I know, right?
Eileen: Okay, okay, my turn.
Eileen: Before we got here, I killed four men.
Eileen: Well you’ve lived a good life.
Wendy: I’m fourteen!
Eileen: I said good not long
Chapter 518
Eileen: Anyone else disappointed with the lack of apocalyptic meteors lately looking to be wiped from the face of this earth?
Everyone: ...
Eileen: jfc i always have to do all the work
Erza: What’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
Eileen: I don’t know ask your Grandmother.
Erza: Eileen, I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power…
Eileen: Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring. No one listens to you!
Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are… I will gladly do so! In song form!
Eileen Belserion, probably