Romeo: that's not wut a lesbian is
Wendy: ?
Romeo: A LESBIAN IS SOMEONE WHO HASNT HAD SEX
Romeo: Lol
Wendy: No that's a Virginia
Natsu: How dare you defile the good name of Lucy!
Natsu: She is the greatest, most intelligent person I have ever known!
Romeo: Statistically speaking, that says more about you than it does about her.
Natsu: YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, KID? I'LL THROW DOWN WITH AN EIGHT YEAR OLD! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Romeo: What do we do, what we do Natsu?!
Natsu: I dunno - I dunno!
Romeo: You're the oldest!
Natsu: NOT MENTALLY!
Romeo: I’m too young to die!
Makarov: I’m not but I still don’t wanna!
Romeo: That helmet looks kind of lame.
Wendy: You know what’s not lame? Safety.
Romeo in chapter 496
Romeo: Can a person still be brave if he's afraid?
Wendy: That is the only time a person can be brave.