Recently I've been seeing a lot of posts about how terrifying horses are, but I think you guys are forgetting one important player:

The giant anteater

Just by glancing at them, you can already distinguish them as satan's mortal incarnations of death itself- that goddamn hanging skunk fur and cold, hairless snout signal to me both impending doom and a desire to reap my soul

THIS SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING LEGAL

And thats not even going in depth. Anteaters are notorious for their tongues, but very few have actually observed one

Well, look no further! (actually, please do, I'm not sure youre ready for this monstrosity yet)

LOOK AT THIS FVCKER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

WHY TF DOES THIS BITCH NEED SO GODDAMN LONG OF A FUCKING TONGUE??????

Oh, yeah, this is why:

https://youtu.be/yc8ZiyweAF0

If you were somehow not terrified enough by the tongue itself, look at its GODDAMB USE

https://youtu.be/ArcY3TY4v7E

THIS FUCKWR WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL WITH ITS FUCKFING TONGUE

at this point you might be asking, "oh, but tostadora, they can't do any ACTUAL harm, can they?"

If so, you are SO FUCKINF MISTAKEN

Take a look at the anteater's CLAWS

The anteater has evolved over time to develop its long snout, tongue, and claws capable of RIPPING OPEN ANY ANT MOUND OR HILL

When this literall quadrupedal demon feels threatened, it will literally stand up on its hind legs and atTACK AND SLASH WITH ITS FRONT CLAWS

These claws provide the giant anteater the ability to defend itself against an ACTUAL JAGUAR

Also, don't kid yourself about its size; the giant anteater isn't some strange looking dog

These hellsends can grow anywhere between six and seven feet long

Here's one in relation to a human

CONCLUSION: Anteaters are the most terrifying animal on the planet

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