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Miguel: You can't just adopt two other Spider-men from other multiverses!
Otto: You did.
Miguel: WHAT?!
Norman: Kind of hypocritical if you ask me.
Miguel: I DID NOT ADOPT ANY SPIDER-PEOPLE!
Otto: *Grins while pointing with one of his actuators* Uh-huh and who are they?
Miles, Gwen, Pavitr, and Hobie: *Remaking the lego death star with Peter 1, 2, and 3*
Miguel: That. They're not-! Those aren't my kids! I'm just their mentor!
Norman: *Drinking his coffee while reading* That's how it always starts.
Miguel: *Growing his claws and fangs out* THEY ARE NOT MY KIDS!
Otto: Then who made those four bracelets on your writs?
Miguel: *Looks at his wists to see four bracelets saying ToSpiderdad, #1Padre, #1AuthorityFigure, and GreatestPapa:)*
Otto: *Waiting for a response*
Miguel: I-... It was a gift! That- This doesn't-!
Norman: *Still reading* Welcome to the father figure club, O'Hara.
Miguel: *Growls, clenching his fists* Cállate!
Excuse me my psd was open x,)))