Rating Disney Horse Designs

Cyril Proudbottom (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad) 2/10 His vacant eyes and grotesque proportions disturb me

The Headless Horseman’s Horse (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad) 7/10 Stunning. Very dramatic. Powerful look.

Major (Cinderella) 4/10 Cyril Proudbottom’s more distinguished cousin.

Samson (Sleeping Beauty) 3/10 There’s something not right about his face. I don’t trust him.

Captain (One Hundred and One Dalmatians- movie) 5/10 A solid design. Friend shaped.

Captain (I don’t know- some 101 Dalmatians tv show it looks like) -30/10 Kill it now before it destroys us all.

Frou-Frou (Aristocats) 7/10 A perfect genteel lady. Loses points for inconsistency in the animation.

Philippe (Beauty and the Beast) 8/10 I’d trust this horse with my life

Achilles (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) 6/10 Respectable. Handsome.

Snowball (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) 10/10 The DRAMA. The expression somewhere between “evil” and “hasn’t slept in 4 days”. The HAIR. Perfection. Exactly the type of horse I’ll ride when I turn evil.

Pegasus (Hercules) 6/10 A fun design, lot’s of personality. But kinda gives off Frat Boy energy.

Baby Pegasus (Hercules) 11/10 I’d die for him.

Khan (Mulan) 10/10 Look at those absurd proportions– the tiny legs and the huge barrel chest- amazing.

Bullseye (Toy Story 2-4) 4/10 Is he cute? yes. But as someone who has owned many toy horses in her life, this is not a toy horse I would be pleased with.

This Bullseye Toy I found looking for a movie picture of Bullseye -100/10 This thing IS cursed and we will probably all die for having seen it. But I’m taking you all down with me.

Buck (Home on the Range) 2/10 No matter what picture, no matter what expression, you look at this horse and just KNOW he would be so unpleasant to talk to.

Blessedly, there is no horse in Chicken Little.

Destiny (Enchanted) 5/10 This is a Barbie horse and I swear I owned it.

Maximus (Tangled) 7/10 A good design but too much dogness.

Angus (Brave) 15/10 Everything that’s good in a horse.

Sitron (Frozen) 11/10 He deserves so much better than Hans. Look at his kind eyes. This is a horse that will treat you right. This horse is the anti-Hans.

Nokk (Frozen 2) 20/10 WATER HORSE WATER HORSE WATER HORSE WATER HORSE!

This Horse I Assume Bruno Stole (Encanto) 9/10 He’s only there very briefly and I can’t even find a decent picture but he’s a very nice horse.

frozenprocedural

I had to look this up. I HAD TO. And Frollo’s horse IS named Snowball.

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

#I’m glad I’m not the only one that was instantly co nfused by the name of frollos horse #disney #horses #i like the designs of some of them #cinderella #sleeping beauty #beauty and the beast #mulan #the hunchback of notre dame #tangled #hercules #brave #toy story

tornrose24

Another horse named after an antagonist that I’m fond of? At least I tried to get one that also had gray hair like their namesake (that and at least naming a horse after an antagonist who has a horse as the family symbol makes sense).

#legend of zelda #resident evil #breath of the wild #resident evil village #karl heisenberg #horses #You have to know me really well to figure out who the other horses are named after #I was unable to name the horse ‘Heisenberg’ due to limitations

tornrose24

I’m sensing a weird pattern because all three horses I own in Breath of the Wild are named after antagonists I either love or have a love-hate relationship with. And I’m not sure why this is the case, other than that the names could work as pet names.

-First there’s my first horse Tamatoa (My brown horse with the purple mane and the one that I used to fight Dark Beast Ganon with the first time, even though his stamina was like two points. He is a good boy).

-Then there’s Ghirahim (The white horse that’s supposedly an ancestor to Zelda’s horse. To be honest, Ghirahim is one of my favorite Zelda villains to begin with).

-Finally there’s Benjamin (The big Gerudo horse that I just recently got while playing through the Champion’s ballad DLC. Was tempted to just call him ‘Benja’ to avoid this. And to those who follow me, yes I do mean THAT particular Benjamin).

But I do love all three horses very much. ^_^

#legend of zelda #breath of the wild #horses #moana #skyward sword #captain underpants