IT’S LIME-AGEDDON AND LIME IS BACK. BUT ONLY AT WALMART FOR A LIMITED TIME. I’M SO EXCITED I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK! #BRINGBACKLIME

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

this post literally ruined my life

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: …

me: 

me: 

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

“I’ll DM you,” I said.

You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There’s a knock at your door. It’s me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice.

“Roll for initiative.” I utter.

he help

the menstruation crustacean

It’s a period piece.

it’s done lmao

where do i get this shirt please and thank you

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

what the hell bulbasaur are you gonna help out or not you fucking lettuce

In LOTR “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys” implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have therefore been to a restaurant. I wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like.

idk but you probably need a reservations

one does not just walk in