What kind of partners are we from here on in, Jack? What’s our safe distance? Two steps behind, two steps in front? Perhaps a do-si-do? I think we’re more of a waltz, Miss Fisher. Not a tango?

Phrack Interrupted: 5 times Phrack have been successfully interrupted from phracking + 1 time Phrack phracked despite being interrupted

Hello, Phrack lovers! Due to some health issues, my partner in crime is unable to work with me on our "Jack Robinson Style" series, so we had to postpone our next installment. In the meantime I felt like I was going to explode if I didn't do something. But I couldn't decide which kind of video I should make (a music video or a 5+1 type of video). So I asked the Miss Fisher group members on Facebook to vote on it. And they have unanimously voted for the 5+1 video. So, here it is. Enjoy! 💖

Music and clip bits in this video:

1. Zoolander (2001)

2. Mickey Mouse: Locked In Love (S4E04)

3. King Oliver - West End Blues

4. Jelly Roll Morton & The Red Hot Peppers - Dead Man Blues

5. Newborn cooing sounds (YouTube)

6. Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)

7. Friends - The One With the Routine (S6E10)

P.S. Obviously, there will be a follow up, called "Phrack Uninterrupted". 😉

Love this!

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

trying out passwords

So me right now.

Jack: Where's Miss Fisher?

Mr. Butler: Doing stuff.

Jack: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Constable Collins?

Mr. Butler: Trying to stop Miss Fisher from doing the stuff.

Jack: And Miss Williams?

Mr. Butler: Trying to stop Constable Collins from stopping Miss Fisher from doing the stuff.

Jack: I see. And what are you doing. here, Mr. Butler?

Mr. Butler: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Miss Williams from stopping Constable Collins from stopping Miss Fisher from doing the stuff.

Truth.

OMG, it took me ages to find this but it was worth it! I'm laughing so much, please watch this clip from 11 YEARS BEFORE STAR TREK was made I'm dying

[The Millionaire (1955) TV series - s2 e4 - The Iris Millar Story]

I was like "??? why did they post this" and then I was like "OH"

ROFL. "I'm a doctor! Not a [fill in the blank]!"

Oh hey, a show set in the mid-20s about a lady detective who is self-assured, kicks ass, and is definitely no prude? Sure, I’ll check it out. Maybe watch a couple eps. Oh, what fashion!

Oh, hey, Miss Fisher is really cool, has a neat household of friends/workers she’s built but man, that Detective Inspector Robinson doesn’t seem to like her investigating his cases!

I bet he’s going to be the stick in mud foil for her and they won’t get alo….

Oh.

Ohh….

::marathon netflixing intensifies::

I HAVE to reblog this. Because it’s hilarious. 

HAHA absolutely spot on.

One of the posts that made me watch miss fisher!

Yes.

@alissarumseyRD: Achild is 242 times more likely to have an eating disorder than they are to have type 2 diabetes. Yet the vast majority of our public health education is spent warning parents (and kids) about “childhood obesity”. Why? Fatphobia (not health).

If you took a sample of 100,000 children, only 12 would have type 2 diabetes, whereas 2,900 would meet the criteria for an eating disorder. By 9 years old, 50% of girls have dieted or restricted their food intake in some way. 

42% of 1st-3rd graders want to be thinner 81% of 10 year olds are afraid of being fat. The majority of kids are more afraid of being fat than they are of cancer, war, or their parents dying. 

[source]

Our society misses the mark in so many ways....

Some more inner monologue. For @dirobinsonhearteyes who suggested this scene.

Classic!

Ospreys have a very unique hunting structure, it’s really cool. Every other fishing raptor will skim the surface, snagging a fish off the top. An osprey folds it’s wings and dives into the water. They grip their fish with huge, zygodactyl feet like an owl.

They’re the only non-owl raptor with these feet.

Sometimes they snag a fish too big and they can’t release their grip. These birds are unfortunately dragged under to a watery grave.

he fish too big for he god damn feet

This is stunning.

Phrack is my favorite OTP.

Miss Fisher March Madness

Wow! What an exciting race! #TeamBeret and #TeamFeathers were neck-and-neck all day. But… at the end of the day, The lovely lilac asymmetrical dress won out over the iconic break-in beret. I think we might need to do this game again with just hats, what do you think? To make it even harder, welcome to the last Heat of Round 1… Boudoir!! 

This time we have the soft and sultry ivory velvet made most famous in S2E3 Dead Man’s Chest vs One of the most iconic pieces of the series, the amazing embroidered fighting cocks robe first seen in S1E1 Cocaine Blues. To Vote in this contest, go to the form here https://docs.google.com/…/1FAIpQLSe7PyIEKSpubT…/viewform

Members of ACotA can follow along on our website: https://missfishercon.com/March-Madness-2021 Not a member? Join us at missfishercon.com today! #missfishersmarchmadness #mfmm #missfishersmurdermysteries #marchmadness #sweetsixteen #costumedesign #1920s #1930s #fashion #flapper #1920sfashion #brackets #breakandenter #sleuth #glamorous #garter #hautecouture #gowns #favoritecostume #phrynefisher #fandom #bestfandom #adventuressesclubofamericas #acota #everycloud #marionboyce

What do you think of that result? Lovely Lavender over the most Iconic of Phryne’s chapeaux? Say it ain’t so!!

I think a competition of just the hats would give different result...

Doc Mac: Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

My dude is living his best life

Leave him alone, he’s not herding anyone

LOL This dude has the life!

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

Essie Davis, Nathan Page and Izabella Yena were interviewed by #VictoriaOnFilm in this wonderful segment. So much fun!

Go behind the scenes of detective-extraordinaire Phryne Fisher’s big screen adventure Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears as stars Essie Davis, Nathan Page and Izabella Yena reunite for episode four of #VictoriaOnFilm http://ow.ly/e4yG50CetnJ#MissFisherMovie #FVsupported #VicScreen

So awesome!

Whumptober 2020 - Updated

Welcome to Whumptober 2020! We’re doing things a little differently this year so please make sure to read the Event Info carefully. We are also excited to announce the addition of an AO3 Collection, which can be found here.

We hope you’re as excited as us to watch the Whump Community come together once again for a month of bone-crunching creativity and collaboration!

(All 31 Themes + Prompts, Event Information, and FAQs are posted below the cut!)

Keep reading

So excited!

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

“Regulars” makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

“…what’s troubling you, kid?”

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday As the regular crowd tumbls by There’s an old fandom queen blogging next to me And her little gray tags catch my eye

She says tumblr I’m feeling like shit today can you send me some posts for a smile can we talk about slash, can you fill up my dash so I won’t have to think for a while

Laa dahdah didee dah La dahdah didee dah dadum

Fill up my dash, you’re my followers Fill it with pictures and fic Yeah we’re all in the mood for some memery And occasional pictures of dick

Now Jill is a centaur novelist And she writes of her girlfriend and wife She reblogs from Toni, who’s in My Little Pony, And probably will be for life.

As the staff implements wretched changes And we think of how aliens bone We are writing a lot about loneliess: It’s much better than writing alone.

AND sometimes we blog about politics

And sometimes we blog with a beer

And when I proudly boast that I’m older than most, 

They say ‘gross, what are YOU doing here’. 

Tell me you don't read this in time with the melody that is now your earworm?