Super Junior: We are releasing 13 versions of our new album.

Everyone:

Honestly the last thing I expected to wake up to today was Super Junior releasing a fake nail collection

Siwon coming to tell the rest of Suju to buy his 'No Challenge No Change' merch.

Me waiting for a Zhou Mi comeback:

Who didn't give Yesung the message?

Had a really unrealistic dream last night where Super Junior M had a comeback

I've never had an acid trip but I can imagine I get the same experience by listening to 'Gulliver' by Super Junior

Remember when Kangin was on wgm and he got annoyed at the rest of suju so he just locked them in a room.

Super Clap: *Wins another music show*

ELF:

Me whenever Suju have a comeback:

Super Junior looking so fresh and confident in this new MV. They just outshined themselves.

I wanna thank whoever was in charge of suju's hair for their latest comeback because it's the most colourful I think I've ever seen it.

I miss old chat threads :(

Me getting hyped for this Suju comeback:

Do you think that suju have practiced posing for their nudes that the other members will leak if they leave SM? Do you think they have already chosen the pics or update their portfolio regularly?

Why on earth would I need a crush when the album Super Junior 05 exists and fulfils all my loving needs.

People thought that I stopped wearing make-up everyday because I couldn't be bothered to put it on anymore but in reality I spent my mornings watching SJ Returns on the V Live app and just didn't have time to do it.