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TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.
What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.
this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy
Derry Girls (2018-2022)
@lgbtqcreators battleship bingo- free choice
Palm reading~💔
tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue
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IRRESISTIBLE
After a long time I’m OPENING personal commissions! My endometriosis keeps getting worse with each month so I’m opening these to gather some money for doctor visits. Please check the prices and policies over at my official website HERE. I’ll have a few spots available!
I also offer prints from my works at my INPRNT here, which earnings I’ll also use for doctors. Thanks for everyone’s support!
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Day 29 - BROKEN😭
Who ordered more angst?
Okay, here you go.
My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
She cheers when the monster is winning.
DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*
Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)
if Daniel doesn’t come home in season 3 to find Armand having Blender Time in his kitchen looking like this:
then what has this all been for? you agree
I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness
"Wear a different suit the night you meet Lestat at the fair play. Snatch the piece of candy back from the barber when you’re seven years old. Would I have been stronger sooner? Would I have resisted Lestat two decades later? Snatch the candy. Be the man in the different suit. But the suit changes nothing, and again I’m kissing Lestat on the alter." INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON ONE EPISODE ONE: IN THROES OF INCREASING WONDER
my coal fire