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Just a good old fashioned girl. Too many fandoms. VanGogh, Seurat, Cézanne. Also, huge nerd & geek. #PopCulture She/Her & Bi 🌈
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vrabia

i’m in the middle of re-watching the original sw trilogy and hands down the best thing about esb is leia and han experiencing the same feelings for eachother but at totally different speeds.  

leia, processing emotions at a reasonable pace: i think i like him

han, that same afternoon: dead diary i have accepted that she hates me but instead of dealing with the heartache like a mature adult i’m gonna catch a big-ass attitude and insist on returning to a life of crime where i don’t have to worry about dumb things like being in love.

leia: you’re quite nice when you aren’t being such a scoundrel

han, vibrating with the effort to keep from launching himself vertically into the vacuum of space: s c o und rel

leia: i love you

han, making a mental note to start practicing his brand new ‘mr. organa’ signature the second he’s out of the carbonite: i know

on the other hand remember how in rotj he decided to slow down on making unfounded assumptions about leia’s interest in him and accidentally slowed all the way down?

han: so um, i think it’s really cool that you love luke, you guys are gonna be great together haha guess i’ll see you guys around sometime?!?!?!

leia, already taking her clothes off: god han you’re so fucking stupid

leia: i am leia organa, princess of alderaan, and i’m in charge here flyboy

han:

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elenatria

A moment to appreciate the fact that...

… despite Loki’s love for dramatic entrances…

… when he really felt the need to talk to his brother he’d sneak up behind him quietly, patiently, taking his time, waiting for Thor to notice him, making his presence known only through whispered prayers…

… or silent reflections. 

Notice his expression and posture in the mirror: hesitant, worried, thoughtful, apologetic. He doesn’t know what Thor’s reaction is going to be because all he ever wanted was his approval, and at the same time he feels sorry for his brother’s injury. His concern can be seen in his eyes but instead his words come out encouraging.

Because that’s what brothers do.

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maneth985

I didn’t need the feels

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honestly, none of the tumblr deities are human-like. i mean, we have a fish, a shower thoughts bot, a pink eldritch being and various beings of an intergalactical species whose blog’s only purpose is to respond to the shower bot. i mean, there’s this seth everman guy, but i don’t know much about him and i doubt that he’s human either.

I don’t feel like being called out by a magpie

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welcome to the land of dead gods and forgotten nightmares.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I wrote something!!! I like writing in the second person! If anyone disagrees they can meet me in the back parking lot of the Waffle House at high noon!

Welcome to the land of dead gods and forgotten nightmares. It is a quiet place; some may even call it peaceful. Here the highway runs through a stretch of land. Six lanes and no cars. No cars and no people. No people save for yourself, that is, Dear Reader. 

It is dark, yet light is coming from somewhere. Where is the light coming from? There are no street lamps here. There are no fireflies blinking their way through the weeds at the side of the road. Dear Reader, the light is in you. It is within you as you wander down along the road, faded voices calling your name. 

This light, it is new to them. It is new to them and so, so very old. Living in the dark is hard. It lets you hide, but it also never lets you see anything new. Some may argue though that it is easier than living in the glaring light. Light highlighting your every flaw, casting false shadows, and dazzling the eye. These people are the ones who call this a peaceful place.

To each their own, Dear Reader. I am not here to judge.

The voices are not just calling your name, you soon realize. They are begging you. Come listen to us, they say. Come tell us your story and let us tell you ours. They want you to speak to them. They wish to be known. They need to have their stories heard, to have their great deeds recalled, to live again. These are not unreasonable wishes, but they are fruitless. You know you will never live long enough to tell anyone their tales. 

You must not stop walking, Dear Reader. Your feet may grow weary and sore. A rock may find its way into your shoe. You must never stop. Go as slow as you need but never slow enough to be caught.

Never stop, for there are too many, and they will make you one of them. 

Becoming one of them is not a terrible thing by any means. There are plenty of fates worse than this. It is not terrible, joining the leagues of forgotten gods. It is just isolating. You will be lonely. You will never be alone again. You will not be lonely. You will never truly know anyone again. If you wish to stop walking now, I will not fault you.

If you do continue however, do not be surprised should you come across a juddering mound of flesh, hair, and small bone-white shards. Do not be alarmed if it reforms into a creature with long, spindly limbs and a face so close to being human.

So close but not quite. It never was human but it was nearly there. In the dawn of the world, they were the miscreations. Perhaps the cosmic hand slipped and smudged their features. Perhaps it pulled a little bit too hard on their limbs. Whatever may have happened, they only now lurk in the back of the sleeping mind. A reminder of the past.

Be frightened if it lurches towards you on its legs which bend at the wrong angle and have toes like newly-sharpened pencils.

Run down the road, if that happens. Run so very fast and never turn around. You never know if those moments are what will allow it and its brethren to greet you. Run down the road. There is an exit sign on your left. Do not take that exit. It is a lie

More voices will call from the dim twilight there. The eyeshine of many creatures reaches you. You may perhaps wonder what light is reflecting off of the eyes. Do not. Keep running, Dear Reader.

As you run—you will keep running, will you not?—the landscape may change. Pay that no heed. The road will remain constant. After enough changes, the dawn will come. You will run right into the sun. Throw yourself into its light.

Immolation.

Rebirth.

You have left the land of dead gods and forgotten nightmares. Pray you never need enter again.

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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

Gaud if you haven’t already become an agent of chaos please talk to me about officially becoming one. Inform Pukicho and Fish too.

i was birthed of chaos

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New stills of Sebastian Stan as Charles Blackwood in ‘We Have Always Lived In The Castle’.

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thelvadams

I can’t guarantee you’re going to be safe. Because when I pull that lever, I’m never quite sure what’s going to happen.

Happy 55th anniversary Doctor Who!
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tholdones

[37/100 days of productivity]

This is my official spooky october read! Apparently House of Leaves will fuck with your brain, and i’m so ready for that. 🕸🍃

I will always reblog House of Leaves!!!

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