I need Jim to teach Spock how to run please dear god his shrimp running position is crazy

To be fair they're currently avoiding active fire and he's a tall person. His usual run is- oh. Um. Nevermind.

you will live to see useless dogshit beyond your imagination

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

mechanakin skywalker

adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

I had to hear what all of his Sounds in this episode sound like when they're strung together without pause like a video game dialogue showcase and... I wasn't disappointed

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

And whata fucking bout it? Who gives a fuck? Does it hurt you, does it break into your home and steal your meemaw’s ashes? Does it spit on your holy symbol? No? Then shut the fuck up

CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock

Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

i have a suggestion

Garak should be fatter. Who's with me

he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

everyone who put a real non-fictional human man in the tags is going to prison except for the person who said william shatner

i still can't believe james tiberius kirk beat khan with the power of his thighs

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

if i was god and someone built and designed this place to worship me i would fucking smite them

Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

This guy covers children's songs in the style of various artists, and he's incredible.

I'm weirdly emotional about it?

This is amazing!

This is the exact opposite energy of the "what happens after the camera cuts and you've destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment"

This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I'm touched, this is art

⚠️ National Alert

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⚠️ National Alert

Cocktober

Yeah that tracks