pedro pascal: is the most adorable puppy dog of a man who does the peace sign when people take photos and giggles when people call him daddy and then says momma and fangirls over other celebs and looks at fan accounts to cheer himself up
every studio: we are going to cast This Man in the reluctant grumpy bounty hunter father role, the reluctant violent angry post apocalyptic father role, the dickhead actor who’s high or drunk all the time role, the cop with a dark side that gets a lil corrupted by the cartel he tries to take down role, the megalomaniac supervillain against a dc hero role, the Texan back stabbing double crossing spy role, the bloodthirsty horn dog of a man literally nicknamed The Red Viper for his murdering methods role etc