tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit reblogged
I don't care about anything and I kill everything
Fursona lore
okay you wanna know ripper's weakness? (i love posting about my terrible edgy boy)
turn off the wifi.
ripper's talent and enthusiasm for violence is born from, and channeled from, the internet. he's his own independent being, so he won't just vanish with no signal, but he's way more vulnerable without connection
furthermore, you can use ripper as a wifi modem :) he would never agree to this but its logistically possible
Random fursona facts:
- Ripper takes bites from chocolate lava cakes and then sucks all the chocolate out like some kind of cake vampire
- He does the same thing with boston cream donuts, but then likes to throw them at tops
- Ripper is weaker in places with no wi-fi
- He has fucked several car mufflers
- The sleeves of his blazer are lined with silk and he hates it. He haaaaates it. He keeps making appointments with tailors online but then he kills them
- He considered making an Aperture Laboratories-esque VR dimension to toy with people but found that he just kept designing torture chambers rather than puzzles
One of My favorite parts about Ripper is that he isn't even a cat, he just looks like a cat because there's so many fucking cats online. The more you post cats the more powerful Ripper becomes