Finally, my Nova level reflects my inner self.
@deadfreckledboys I was having a hard time outlasting it. It had like 160+ health bars. I set my keyblade to iBeauty and Beast (+3 strength boost and buff remover), full guilt iKairi2 (strong heal+gauge restore+1 attack boost+1 enemy defense decrease/with Extra Attack 40% so that's 2 uses), iKairi (+3 strength boost/with Defense 3), Vexen B (+1 defense boost for 4 turns against speed and magic/with Second Chance 2), and full guilt Donald/Goofy/King (insane special attack boost and effective against all attributes/Attack Boost 3 Max). And another full guilt Donald/Goofy/King as a friend medal. Even with this set up it would sometimes erase my defense buff and kill me, but about the 5th try I managed to proc everything right. After 3 turns Vexen B was giving me x4 defense, which was enough to live against full powered attacks with no defense proc. Maybe Vexen B can help! Does not need to be dotted to work.
EAT MY TIT YOU SCRAGGLY-HAIRED FUCK
God fucking dammit finally. I beat the other 2 of these guys also, but Darkside was by far the worst. I ended up creating a bunker with iKairi 1 and 2 and then vexen b. Xigbar b, king/Donald/goofy, and king/donald/goofy friend medal whittled away at him. Fuuuuuuck these quests.
Sometimes I post to the wrong blog and my soul shrivels up a lil
all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces
It’s probably unrelated but I’ll put my suspicions here anyway. I have been careful to not spoil myself about KHUx’s story, so it’s all plain guessing on my part. Ephemer said that the worlds we go to are not real, just generated by something. Well, the only other place I know that can generate its own world is the computer in Twilight Town, previously used by DiZ to hold Roxas. Daybreak Town and Twilight Town seem soooooorta like a matched set. Not only that, I saw when I was playing KH2 again that the old mansion housing the computer is filled with Unicorn symbols. There’s statues and busts, and the room hiding the entrance to the basement has a unicorn head at eye level. I thought it was weird to have the unicorn bust displayed so prominently in such an innocuous yet important room. Could the mysterious old mansion be connected to Master Ira, the guy with the literal fucking unicorn on his head, leader of the Union all about dem horned ponies?? I dunno. It could be complete coincidence. But since I'm not touching Back Cover until the KHUx story gets further along I can only guess and have you guys laugh at how far off the mark I am.
NO I DON'T KNOW EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE I HAVE THIS GODDAMN KEY PERMANENTLY ATTACHED TO MY FIST AND NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO LIFT THAT SAME HAND AND NOT USE IT TO OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR, THE SINGULAR PLEASURE I DERIVE FROM THIS OTHERWISE BLEAK AND FINGERLESS EXISTENCE
All the quest objectives are complete and it feels so good
HIS NECK LOOKS SO THICK??? LOOK AT HIS JUGULAR VEIN IT’S THE SIZE OF A HOSE
i blow this harmonica every day to mask the pain and sadness of not being born with finger nails
it’s like i’m reliving the early 2000s all over again
STOP YELLING
I WILL SCREAM UNTIL YOU CEASE YELLING BECAUSE IT IS BAD FOR YOUR CONDITION
DO YOU UNDERSTAND SHITSTAIN
i couldn’t leave such fresh, young nubile boy meat behind when i could sell you on the ginger black market
a dead boy would have made a better present
you could have brought a bag of dog shit home and it would have made a better present