remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country

joe biden googled that

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

alright i’ll bite. who is kamala harris

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

This is the best idea in the history of film.

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

I'd say that rejecting biological determinism in favor of space gas determinism isn't the slay the astrology queers think it is but if I'm being completely honest I fear that many members of our community haven't even really rejected biological determinism so much as sprinkled a layer of glitter on it

#chappell roan: 2, paparazzi: 0

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

And the spell is always DESTRUCTION

i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

these are the real traditions

ALIEN (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

Listen listen listen I'm a huge fucking coward okay my survival strategy for any given horror movie scenario is "kill myself" but I understand Ripley here, if I had my cat with me I'd HAVE to give it my best shot at nuking a mother fucker, look at him. look at my baby. He has no idea what's going on, I'm the most reliable thing in his life, you think I can just peace out and let him get eaten? Let him get chestburstered? This little man who trusts me and doesn't know anything? No bitch I too would have no choice but to nut the fuck up and kill some sons of bitches and oh no I'm crying in real life

I'm bored I need women to perform experiments on me

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the most normal man

the man having the most normal time

i puzzled it out, its because the kid is wearing a hat that says "no terfs please"

video essays on horror be like "there's something viscerally unsettling about being put in scary situation..."