“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

I think people misunderstand "x fell first, y fell harder " trope because it's not about like the one who fell harder loves the other person harder. It's just that the one who fell first falls in a graceful way, one step at the time, maybe gradually over a span of time. The one who fell harder smashes trough the air, there's blood everywhere, everything is fine-

i dont eroticise anything btw everything's already erotic. im just revealing a truth thats been there all along

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

heartbreak takes a life heartbreak takes a lifetime heartbreak takes a lifetime to get over it

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it

i have to believe that what’s meant to be will be, because not doing that will plunge me into despair

TIE HIM UP

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you ever have a headache so protracted and painful that you think “yeah, I get why they did trepanning”