(On parking in cities after growing up in reasonably dispersed places with parking lots) "I think I was worried about someone seeing my lack of experience in the real world. Like someone was going to spot me crying, awkwardly side-hugging a parking meter after unsuccessfully parallel parking, and start singing "Another One Bites the Dust" spitefully in my direction." -Arden Rose, speaking straight into my soul. 😂 I highly recommend this book to anyone like me who's been sling-shot into adulthood and now has to balance things like paying bills and going to job interviews with the overwhelming desire to do nothing but eat frosting out of a jar and watch New Girl on loop for the 40th time. Arden gets it.
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