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bylethth

The blue lions as things I’ve heard Around my school

Dimitri: you’re welcome. Now die.
Dedue: please don’t attack the children.
Felix: I’ll kick your ass you little bitch
Sylvain: line up bitches it’s go time yeehaw!!
Ashe: How can I handle college when I can barely handle a chair?
Mercedes: you need a beginners bible
Ingrid: shut your ungodly lopsided mouth before I close it for you
Annette: the stupid is mighty strong with him today
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So through Lancelot’s route and other routes we find out that amon probably killed Lance’s father and put his body on the black bridge for Lancelot and the red army to see to start a war against the black army.

But can you imagine Ray and the black army bein like “alright war declaration? What’s this about?” And Lancelot bein like “yeah lol you killed my father” and Ray’s just over here like

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edgarbright

#we killed your dad??? he was hangin from our bridge??? #bruh we keep sending alice with no named soliders to guard her so she ends up getting kidnapped #you really think we’re smart enough to pull off an assassination #of the former king of hearts #yeah ok lol sure lancelot #lance is internally like #i cant believe i have to give them credit for this #when they cant even protect (1) small lady from london in most of the routes

I’M CRYING

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