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chalamet

Congratulations to the cast and crew of Parasite on winning Best Picture at the 92nd Academy Awards, the first non-English language film to do so!

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faequits

i know everyone’s seen this picture by now but i JUST found a bigger version of the image and i literally didn’t notice ladybug was smiling in it before and now im crying i love them

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UESUGI-TAKEDA FORCES + MODEL MC

Scenario:

MC was not only an aspiring fashion designer but she also models for a few brands in the present time. She had a few magazines in her bag just in case she needed it for her application (THOUGH i DOUBT IT), but then she was warped to the Sengoku period and fell in love and all that.
One day, MC went to check out the new fabrics in town. The warlord comes to her room to find her gone, and so he waits. Then he decides to roam around, and find some magazines peeking out of her bag. He takes the one with her in summer wear and flips it open and boom.

UESUGI KENSHIN

  • w h a t
  • he narrows his eyes at the strange book in his hands 
  • for something completely and utterly boring such as a book, this one is fairly interesting
  • so he takes it with him
  • could you imagine him casually riding across a flurry of arrows while reading the damn thing?? because i do
  • somehow 
  • somewhat
  • “this book has certainly captured my darling’s perfection”
  • h o w e v e r 
  • whoever did this shall pay with blood for having to look at MC’s body
  • minemineminemineminemin–
  • he found himself unable to sleep thinking about that person

TAKEDA SHINGEN

  • ! ! ! ! ! 
  • oooh la la ~ 
  • boi am i glad to be alive part 2
  • a gift from the heavens?? for a sinful man like me??
  • oh my eyes
  • they are blessed indeed
  • my goddess at her purest is my holy water
  • this may just heal me completely
  • heal me sexually
  • should i make a shrine for this?
  • i should make a shrine for this
  • people should worship this like why wouldn’t they
  • “this will now be the reminder of why i live”
  • and to that day forward he carries it with him 
  • at all times
  • every time 

SANADA YUKIMURA

  • spits tea season 3
  • oh hey that rhymed
  • this one lost it
  • his eyes directly look at the page and it’s just
  • he’s gone. G O N E   I TELL YOU
  • it’s like he fainted with his eyes open 
  • welp now he can’t lie to MC about finding that magazine
  • why
  • because he got blood all over it due to his intense nosebleed
  • “oh heck…”
  • the image has burned itself in his mind 
  • he regards it as a curse
  • how do i look at MC now
  • he leaves the room with the magazine in hand and kept it in the most hidden place in his room
  • you know, just in case he needs to lose more blood

SARUTOBI SASUKE

  • oooooh 
  • “MC used to be a model?”
  • appreciates her body
  • “she looks amazing”
  • “this looks like the type of magazine my male classmates used to bring in high school”
  • so this is what it’s about
  • almost disregards the fact that MC is practically almost naked
  • but that’s not rare in the modern era so he’s a little used to it by now
  • although
  • he takes it away. 
  • for science
  • “well it’s still a book and i need my research”
  • he knows his shit
  • well played ninja boi
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