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Fenrir: and legend has it, if you say his name in the mirror 3 times, he’ll appear out of no where–
Ray: that’s bull, i don’t believe you
Fenrir: luka, you try it
Luka, sighing: jonah clemence, jonah clemence, jonah clemence–
Luka: see nothing happ–
Jonah, opening the cabinet doors and stepping out: yes, you called for me?
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pianoperson

Most nights, the Black Army leaders are too tired from training to do anything more than eat dinner, finish up any paperwork, and go to sleep. But there are those special nights where everyone’s night schedules are free and they decided to have fun instead of sleeping.

Tonight is one of those nights.

“And legend has it,” Fenrir was saying with a dramatized voice as he, a confused Luka, a skeptical Ray, a disbelieving Seth, and a tired Sirius were nearing one of the guest bathrooms in the Black Army, “if you say his name in the mirror three times, he will appear out of nowhere!”

Silence reigned the corridor when Fenrir finished what was supposedly his ghost story and stopped by outside of the bathroom. A few moments passed rather awkwardly before Ray let out a chuckle.

“That’s a load of bull and you know it,” he commented with an amused smile. “Sorry Fenrir, but I don’t believe you.”

Fenrir sighed in exasperation. “Come on guys, at least act like you were scared!”

“Oh I am so scared!” Seth exclaimed sarcastically. “Now I cannot enter this bathroom because of a possibility that he is haunting it!”

“That’s obviously fake,” Luka simply said.

Fenrir shrugged. “Why not you try it, Luka?”

Luka shot him a questioning look. “You’re joking, right Fenrir?”

“Nope,” Fenrir replied with a grin. “You said it was fake, go back it up. Unless you’re scared.” He emphasized the last word.

Luka sighed, shaking his head, but nevertheless, he stepped into the bathroom and in front of the mirror. Why am I even doing this, he questioned himself. But he sighed once again and said, “Jonah Clemence, Jonah Clemence, Jonah Clemence.”

One second of silence. Two seconds. Three. Nothing happened.

Luka turned around, facing Fenrir with an “I-told-you-so” look. “See, nothing happe—“

And suddenly, there was a creak as some cabinet doors above the sink opened behind Luka. Startled, he and the others moved to see the cabinet, only to find someone in a wrinkles white uniform stepping out of the cabinet.

“Yes, you called for me Luka?” Jonah asked.

The first to scream was Seth.

Then all five screamed at once, in high-pitched volume too.

The next five minutes became one of the most chaotic in Black Army history, involving an entire army wielding a bunch of brooms and toiletries trying to shoo off an enemy Queen and proceeding to spray holy water in the bathroom afterwards.

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do-mkokoro

Edgar, who suggested Jonah try this particular *trick* to get closer to his brother:

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narekashi

Absolutely beautiful

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Anonymous asked:

If it’s okay, some ot5 content??? Like idk maybe they accidentally reveal their feelings online or like spend too much time staring at each other and someone notices??? Whatever you’re comfortable with

im gonna be honest with u, i struggled a lot with this one, ive been working on it for almost 4 hours now )-: and like i feel really bad because this is such a cute idea ??

i just dont know how to put it into good edits and i just feel so bad ughejdhxj im so sorry for not doing this request any justice at all )-:

also; no lucien in this one because my brain is a big meanie today

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feministism

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

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uncleromeo

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

Also, keep fiddling with your phone. Fake a call to someone- friend; cousin; mum; dad; brother…. ANYONE.

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ikemenfics

Ikemen Revolution Cursors

Got the Ikerevolution boys happening.  Note, it’s not all the characters because not all were in the event.  Ray (I hope it’s Ray anyway) was a bitch to get.  You’re all lucky I love you so much.  

Once more: If you use, reblog and credit me on your description. It was hard getting all these and piecing them together

Again, just copy the < > part (the code) into your tumblr theme’s html under “head”.  If you need help, lemme know

Ray   <style type=text/css>body, a:hover {cursor: url(https://i.imgur.com/Jr1VuQB.png),  progress !important;} </style>

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Loki <style type=text/css>body, a:hover {cursor: url(https://i.imgur.com/gI5yzVP.png),  progress !important;} </style>

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Sirius <style type=text/css>body, a:hover {cursor: url(https://i.imgur.com/1Lgrdis.png),  progress !important;} </style>

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Jonah   <style type=text/css>body, a:hover {cursor: url(https://i.imgur.com/EYHUrQL.png),  progress !important;} </style>

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Zero   <style type=text/css>body, a:hover {cursor: url(https://i.imgur.com/chramPK.png),  progress !important;} </style>

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kiarigirl

OMG yes!!!!

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slappycat

open rp

any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?

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kirkegarde

‘Tis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.

Excuse me, miss.  Are you, by chance… a witch?

a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you

Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is truly…

Y-yes, that will be fine.  As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugar…

Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.

Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps meeting for tea and to blaspheme God?

look dude do you want a biscuit or not

Matthew Hopkins’ eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white.  The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match.  She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God.  He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.

A biscuit would be lovely… Thank you.

bitchin

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Concept: Hakuouki character, but they’re just cursed images I have on my phone

Ryoma:

Itou:

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Gen:

Hijikata:

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Heisuke:

Kazama:

Shinpachi:

Shiranui:

Kodo:

Amagiri:

Ibuki:

Sannan:

Serizawa:

Sen:

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Saito:

Okita:

Nomura:

(sh)Iba:

Just the entire shinsengumi in general:

Yamazaki:

I… thank you for this. I didn’t know I needed this

My pleasure, just for you, have an extra something

Chizuru:

Takeda:

I HAVE COME TO BLESS YE WITH ADDITIONS, because no one should be left out

Kondo:

Motoyama:

Miki:

Kimigiku:

Sano:

Shimada:

Kaoru:

Otori:

Baka trio energy:

Just the entire series as a whole:

thanks for coming to my ted talk

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