Have I mentioned my unhealthy attachment to JJ singing Under The Sea....?

So, um, that thing your voice is doing? 

Yeahhh......you should probably stop doing that to me. 

But also don’t stop ever?

So let's get drunk!

works quicker!

The lip tuck.

Let's...not let me answer that kind of question in the middle of the night ever again, okay?

......I've just been watching movies and sleeping and over-posting about JJ because I'm less sick but not unsick enough to actually do anything?

I'm exhausted.

Because my sleep schedule sucks lately.

But also because I seem to only come with two settings:

Or

...........How does one acquire a middle ground? Medium heat? Neutral setting? Dimmer switch?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

* By "going to bed for real" apparently what I really mean is "rabbit trailing deep into Google and adding extra Jeremys to my collection at an alarming rate."