Deadpool uses these whenever his suit rips:
Convince me otherwise. You can't.
Peter 3: Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.
Peter 2: Please, tell me Wade Wilson isn't the "it" in question.
Peter 3: Wade Wilson isn't the "it" in question.
*cut to Peter 3 and Wade making out on his couch*
[Freeze Frame]
Peter 3: *looks into the camera* Maybe, I lied.
Peter 3 after starting a friends with benefits relationship with Wade Wilson
The Wade Wilson intervention pt. 2
yea no let's go back to the plan of Andrew getting introduced as Wade's boyfriend Petey in Deadpool 3 and every time someone tries to ask about his last name Wade rapidly changes the topic.
...because at this rate we won't be getting a queer Peter Parker any time soon....
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Spider-man/Deadpool #24
writers: *literally uses romantic tropes left and right*
fans: Oh, so this is a love story?
writers & dudebros: WHY CAN'T MEN BE FRIENDS ANYMORE????????
Peter: You wore light-up sneakers to a radiohead concert.
Wade: Yes. And did we ever get separated?
Peter: Not for the lack of trying....
pls keep the quality intact tumblr pls but in case it doesn't pls just open it
Wade: In my country there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner"
Wade: ....
Wade: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Peter: ...you're literally Canadian.
I'm just saying Peter 3 talking about how he stopped pulling his punches is the perfect opportunity to make Deadpool step in and stop him from killing people because Spider-Man is his comfort hero and role model just like he did in the crossover comics.
When Peter 1 and Peter 2 hear that Peter 3 is dating Wade Wilson
Wade considers singing Green Green Dress for Peter foreplay. Peter doesn't understand why.
we all know Deadpool calls Spidey "Baby Boy" but WHAT ABOUT WEBS
he calls him that all the time in the comics and it's such an adorable term of endearment AND I NEED IT TO APPEAR IN MORE FANFICS
Sony can't contain the gayness if they all join forces.
Ryan Reynold's Deadpool calling Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man "Baby Boy" is something that can actually be so personal.
Remember the trend when gamer boys wore maid outfits?
Deadpool actually invented that trend and also did it best. I don't take criticism.