Evan: I GUESS YOU DIDN'T MEAN WHAT YOU WROTE IN THAT SONG ABOUT ME YOU SAID FOR FOREVER NOW I DRIVE ALONE PAST OUR (APPLE) TREE
Ghost Connor: You literally wrote that song and lied to my parents, bestie. What are you blaming me for???
Evan: I GUESS YOU DIDN'T MEAN WHAT YOU WROTE IN THAT SONG ABOUT ME YOU SAID FOR FOREVER NOW I DRIVE ALONE PAST OUR (APPLE) TREE
Ghost Connor: You literally wrote that song and lied to my parents, bestie. What are you blaming me for???
UPDATE
I was wrong. He's obviously just a little too committed to the role.
If there are trees you aren’t alone
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning
Evan: If there are trees, you aren't alone.
Jared: I can't tell if this is supposed to be an encouragement or an ominous warning.
Connor: That's entirely up to the trees.