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Spider-man/Deadpool #24
writers: *literally uses romantic tropes left and right*
fans: Oh, so this is a love story?
writers & dudebros: WHY CAN'T MEN BE FRIENDS ANYMORE????????
Did I just make a full power point presentation about this ad because we had to choose an ad and analyze it in english class? Yes. Yes, I did.
I regret nothing.
Peter: You always see the worst in people.
Michelle: Because people. Are. The. Worst.
Michelle: *at the airport* Brad is the funniest guy I've ever met.
Peter: *standing in front of his hotel room* Funniest guy she's ever met.
*screams at the door* I'M FUNNY, RIGHT?!
What do you know? You're a door, you only know knock knock jokes. *giggles*
*whispers to himself* save it for MJ.
Peter: Toss me my keys!
Ned: *throws the printer*
Peter: *catches the printer* I said my keys!
Ned: I thought you said printer.
Peter: *still holding the printer* Why the fuck would I say printer?
Tony: Peter, I have a mission for you. I need you to locate the bank robbers and kick their asses.
Peter: You got it, Dad. I mean, dude. I mean.... I'm not looking for a father figure.
Tony: FUCK
Peter: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar!
Tony: I didn't agree to this. Who put you up to this?
Steve: *looking through the window*
Steve: *mouths* DO NOT TELL HIM
Peter Parker actually living in the Avengers tower and bringing a girl over though
Peter: *makes out with the girl in his room*
Vision: *comes into the room through the wall* Mr. Parker, are you alright? Tony said you could use some protection. I thought you were in trouble.
Peter: *blushes and starts slamming his head against a wall*
THANKS DAD- UH I MEAN CAP
Peter Parker to Steve Rogers probably at some point