please spideypool writers I need a friends with benefits fic but Peter (Andrew Garfield) is the one who keeps Wade (Ryan Reynolds) at distance (trauma from losing Gwen). After the events of NWH however Peter rethinks his relationship with Wade and slowly let's him into his life. Now Wade is the one who insists to keep their relationship a secret because he's scared someone will hurt Peter because he's associated with him.
PLEASE
Spider-man/Deadpool #24
writers: *literally uses romantic tropes left and right*
fans: Oh, so this is a love story?
writers & dudebros: WHY CAN'T MEN BE FRIENDS ANYMORE????????
It's been almost a month and some people are backtracking and hating Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man again. It lasted longer than I thought it would not gonna lie.
Wade: In my country there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner"
Wade: ....
Wade: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Peter: ...you're literally Canadian.
I'm just saying Peter 3 talking about how he stopped pulling his punches is the perfect opportunity to make Deadpool step in and stop him from killing people because Spider-Man is his comfort hero and role model just like he did in the crossover comics.
Wade considers singing Green Green Dress for Peter foreplay. Peter doesn't understand why.
we all know Deadpool calls Spidey "Baby Boy" but WHAT ABOUT WEBS
he calls him that all the time in the comics and it's such an adorable term of endearment AND I NEED IT TO APPEAR IN MORE FANFICS
Ryan Reynold's Deadpool calling Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man "Baby Boy" is something that can actually be so personal.
I don't want the mouse to ever buy Sony but I do want a Spideypool movie.... YOU SEE MY PROBLEM???
*sweater weather starts playing in the distance*
Ah, there’s that gen Z humour….
I'm a Gen Z and my parents are dead and let me tell you that this is the most accurate representation of what it's actually like.
