Peter: You wore light-up sneakers to a radiohead concert.
Wade: Yes. And did we ever get separated?
Peter: Not for the lack of trying....
Wade: In my country there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner"
Wade: ....
Wade: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Peter: ...you're literally Canadian.
Christopher: *playing on his Nintendo Switch* Die! Die! Die!
Eddie: I told you to put the Switch away.
Buck: Oh come on, let him have fun.
Christopher: Yeah, Dad. I almost beat Buck's score.
Buck: Chris, you heard your Dad! Put it away!
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Jack: Claire, I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am. You're a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.
Claire: Look thanks for all the compliments but breaking into one stupid party? That's not even a challenge.
Jack: It would piss off Dean.
Claire: Now, we're talking.
Claire: I need to stop taking shots at your intelligence.
Jack: You don't do it that often.
Claire: Well, you miss a lot of it. There I did it again.
Jack: Did what?
Jack: I sort of did something and need your advice but I don't want any judgement or criticism.
Claire: ...and you came to me?
Dean: *goes into Jack's room*
Jack: *quickly closes laptop*
Dean: I guess it's just you and me tonight, kiddo.
Jack: Okay, I'll be out in a second.
Dean: *leaves and barges back in* WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME?
Jack: porn?
Dean: Don't lie to me!
Jack: Fine, I'm trying to send a message to this girl.
Claire: *makes breakfast*
Jack: Any chance that's for me?
Claire: It's for Dean. I'm planning to make some bad decisions tonight and I need him on my side.
Jack: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Jack: How do you get someone you like to like you back?
Castiel: You woo them. You make them feel special.
Dean: *storms into the room* Hey, Angel, take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt!
Castiel: ...and then once you enter a relationship with them you can tell them whatever you want.
Spencer: How come we don't have the same number of containers and lids? Why would they ever get separated?
Luke: Build up resentment. Money issues. A younger lid?
Spencer: *rolls his eyes and keeps trying to figure out what lid goes with what container*
Luke: *picks up a lid and a container* He blew his lid when she tried to contain him. *smiles proudly and chuckles*
Spencer: *lets containers and lids fall to the ground and leaves the kitchen wordlessly*
Luke talking about Spencer: From the minute I met Spencer, there was no choice. He was smart. He was strong. He resented his father just enough to go for a guy like me. Also he's... crazy hot.
Spencer: *over intercom* Are you guys ok?
Prentiss: Yeah, we're ok.
*signal breaks off*
Spencer: Shit, we lost Prentiss.
Luke: *standing next to Spencer* WE LOST PRENTISS???
Spencer: Garcia? Are you there?
Garcia: Yes, I'm- *signal breaks*
Spencer: Shit, Garcia is gone.
Luke: *already on the verge of tears* GARCIA IS GONE???
Spencer: Why are you crying? What happen- OHH... I admit I could have chosen my words better.
Homophobic police officer: Gays shouldn't have children.
Luke: You know who had straight parents?
Spencer: Adolf Hilter. Actually it's also proven that...
Paxton: You and Ben fight every time you talk! Now you're dating?! That's just weird!
Eleanor: You can't tell them what to do!
Paxton: So, you think them dating isn't weird?
Eleanor: Oh, it's weird. It's a freakshow but it's their freakshow!
Devi: ....Thank you, Eleanor?
Ben: Don't thank her! She called us a freakshow!
Devi: She was trying to help! Leave her alone!
Ben: Why won't you let me have my own opinion?!
Paxton: *looks into the camera like he's on the office*