the bisexual urge to leave a book of clues in a book store
No, no, no, you don't understand. I don't like Christians but I love Christmas. Do I give a flying fuck about Jesus? No. Am I obsessed with the idea of Santa Claus living on the north pole with his reindeer and his elves? YES
No one needs to hear this because we have March but Iron Man 3 is a Christmas movie.
I was just informed we have April
Gabriel would totally mess with Jack in heaven. Doesn't matter that Jack is God now. (As a matter of fact that makes it even more fun for him.)
Gabriel would tell Jack that The Chipmunk Christmas Song is the Winchester's favorite Christmas song and Jack would be like "Oh. I didn't know that. Thank you, dear Uncle." and would go ahead and randomly make that song play in the bunker during the holiday season to make his Dads happy. Gabriel would just sit back and watch Sam and Dean lose their minds because Jack is God and therefore they literally can't stop the song from playing at the most random times.
Can you imagine Team Free Will celebrating Christmas after Jack becomes God. Jack would definitely be there which would lead to Castiel spending the last few weeks leading up to Christmas desperately searching for a gift for Jack because WHAT THE HELL WOULD GOD WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ANYWAY?
If I remember correctly we never got to see Jack celebrating Christmas with Castiel, Sam and Dean in the bunker...
...and that's what I consider a hate crime.
Ok but hear me out...
A Lucifer christmas episode in 5b. Just imagine:
CUTE DECKERSTAR
EXCITED TRIXIE
LUCIFER FRANTICALLY LOOKING FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR CHLOE
MAZE AND LUCIFER SPOILING TRIXIE AND CHARLIE WITH GIFTS
TRIXIE DRESSING CHARLIE UP AS AN ELF
AWKWARD CHRISTMAS DINNER
I need that. Thanks for reading.