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Nerdy stuff. ~My obsession is my power. It's my greatest weakness too.~ All pronouns
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Jaime: She is too young to have a boyfriend. She's my daughter. No guy is touching her until I'm not there anymore to see it.
Brienne: Actually, she doesn't have a boyfriend.
Jaime: Then what's this all about?
Tyrion: She has a girlfriend. Are you that blind? They hold hands everywhere they go.
Jaime: I thought that's a girl thing.
Tyrion: It's not a girl thing. It's a gay thing.
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Tyrion: *After finding out Jaime punched Ronnet Connington* Seriously, we're at the point of physical violence. Now, will you and Brienne please have the talk?
Jaime: Because of that? Come on. That's my thing. I'm always punching guys, girls. I'll punch a baby. I don't care.
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Jaime: Let's just agree to disagree.
Brienne: No, I disagree to disagree.
Jaime: Then you agree.
Brienne: No. No, I don't, because I'm right.
Jaime: ...
Jaime: Okay, wench. You're right.
Tyrion: As usual.
Brienne: No, I am right.
Sewlyn: Like always.
Brienne: Stop it! When I am wrong, I admit it!
J/B daughter: Which is never...
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Jaime: I hate this. Our daughter is not a farmer's girl. Why is she here?
Brienne: She loves it here. Look how happy she is, chasing after those chickens!
Jaime: Oh, she even caught one.
Chicken: *screams in pain*
Brienne: *to the farmer* I am so sorry.
Jaime: We will pay for that chicken. A Lannister always pays-
Brienne: Shut up!
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Jaime: Now pick your sword up. Get your feet in the position I just taught you. Concentrate and look at me. And most importantly never let go of your sword. Got it?
Daughter: *kicking some dirt away* Huh? Were you talking to me?
Jaime: Never mind. Just go beat some boys up.
Daughter: I love you!
Jaime: *sighs* I know.
Briennne: Did you just tell our 3 year old daughter to go beat some boys up instead of teaching her the basics of sword fighting?
Jaime: SHE WASN'T LISTENING TO ME
Brienne: You're hopeless.
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Jaime: *bringing their daughter to the training yard for the first time* Goodbye! Be careful! Have fun!
Daughter: *runs and looks back at him* I didn't understand what you were saying! What did you say?
Jaime: BE CARE-
Daughter: *still doesn't look where she's going and runs into a wall*
Jaime: *to Brienne* Are we really that stupid combined?
Brienne: JAIME!
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