68 pls
A million years later, I finally filled this. Here have some girl!Kaner and sex-in-a-crisis. I was watching The Bold Type, and was semi-influenced by that.
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Listen. It’s not like she doesn’t still have fun during sex. She doesn’t really consider it lying per se. It just hasn’t happened for her yet. An orgasm, that is. And yes, all of her female friends think she’s insane or doing it wrong. Pat Sharp proudly informed her that she’d been masturbating since she was in the fourth grade. Which okay, cool, it’s not like she hasn’t tried to get herself off. It just hasn’t worked for her. Have you tried the shower head? What about a toy? Did Sam go down on you? Yes, yes, and yes. Although she doesn’t get what the big deal is re: getting eaten out. They only tried it once. It had just felt a little slimy and left her feeling extremely self-conscious.
None of this would even matter if Sharpy had kept her damn mouth shut during happy hour.
