✨🍉Transing Breastlessly🍉✨

Tiny unit welcomes human home

(via)

Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

#fucking adorable#but like legit you do actually have to harmlessly annoy them sometimes#because sometimes you will need to do HIGH STAKES ANNOYANCE#like giving them a pill or taking them to the vet#and it's important for them to know that annoying weird things happen sometimes but they will be fine#which is why we have an assortment of adorable kitty costumes#(because getting them used to occasionally wearing things and being handled around the neck and belly is actually useful)#(like imagine if we ever had to have a surgical collar on them)#it sounds selfish and it is HILARIOUS but it is actually useful

(tags via @asphodelimago)

no matter what you’re anticipating, it will not be what you think it will be.

Me: a little goat? Why would a little goat be surpi- oh. OH. Yeah okay i wasn’t expecting that.

dangerous 🦭

i hope spring wakes up soon ☹️☹️

Remi is a small princess who likes to lay her head on a pillow when she naps, so I used my new sewing machine to make one just for her.

To my delight she uses it and I'm so happy

Really important updates:

THE VOID LICKY LICKY

Car accents 🐈😺

So many different dialects

Itchy snoot. 

HE DIRT BROKEN :(