T I T L E ! ! !

dey call me tarzan cuz i uh... i uh....// umm.

posting my silly post here (posted it on bluesky first u should follow me there aha)

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

trying to figure out bro's design.

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so far the best part of canto 7 is that streaming is confirmed to be a thing in the projmoon universe. we can have jerma in there. imagine

STRANGE FIXER: If I was a Distortion... what do you think I would look like?

STRANGE FIXER: Serious! Answers! Only!

SINCLAIR: A rooster?

DON QUIXOTE: Thou art a rat!

YI SANG: A... rat.

ISHMAEL: A rat.

FAUST: Faust believes you'd be a rat.

STRANGE FIXER: I think I'd be a wolf.

DANTE: (He nodded, like someone answered him... Is he hearing that voice, like the others?)

STRANGE FIXER: I would be a wolf-lion... hybrid mix. King of the Ctity-- the Ctity-- but still social, and with it, and ferocious.

something stupid from a couple weeks ago

Friendly reminder to check your child's Halloween candy this year, I just found an endless labyrinth of physically-impossible tunnels reflecting the descent into madness of multiple unreliable narrators, each with their own obsessive goal that they pursue to the point of harming themselves inside of a snickers bar

this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...

oh yeah since it’s halloween month i can repost this classic comic

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

the comments.

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой