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found family: awesome

found family but they fight crime: AWESOME

found family but they commit crimes: A W E S O M E

That’s called the mafia

genuinely the only good edition to this post so far. i’m blown away. you’re technically...not wrong. but i hate it. thank you.

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Bumblebee with gen z humor

Megatron: *pointing a a laser beam gun* surrender or you won’t live

Bumblebee: bold of you to assume that i want to live

Megatron: this is a laser beam gun and it works

Bumblebee: i hope it does

Megatron:*pulls Optimus aside* what the fuck is wrong with your kid

Optimus:*shrugs* I don’t know anymore.

Bumblebee: it just be like that sometimes.

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“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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