POLL TIME MY NOODLES.

Visuals for those so inclined:

Eric is the front runner but honestly...

ZEKE'S COMFORT LIST

Comfort food(s): waffles <3, fritos (preferably chili cheese but regular cornchips are accepted)

Comfort drink(s): Smoothies, iced coffee, iced tea

Comfort movie(s): A Knight's Tale, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Faculty, Repo! The Genetic Opera

Comfort show(s): The Tomorrow People, Nikita, Penny Dreadful

Comfort clothing: Jammie Jams, yoga pants/leggings, loose tshirts or tanks, no shoes(!!!!!!)

Comfort song(s): I let my musical ADHD guide me on my spotify list called "gremlin disassociation mix"

Comfort book(s): I don't actually have one anymore. I mostly read my old RPs since all the comfort books I had, the authors turned out to be POSs. I guess the Hobbit?

Comfort game(s): Skyrim, Raft, 7 Days To Die, The Sims

Tagged by: YOINKED from @snkts who told me to :3

Tagging: everybody!!

I am so happy to lose followers, you don't understand.

Fuck your complacency, your believed moral superiority, fuck Trump, fuck you for not voting or voting 3rd party, fuck you for encouraging people to not vote or vote 3rd party, and take your keyboard activism and shove it up your ass because you helped doom Palestine AND Ukraine AND US Citizens.

Keep running little cowards. Accountability will catch your asses and I hope it does expeditiously. Live with the guilt. You deserve it.

Let me disclaimer this first: I’m not the tolerant left, I will not argue with you, I have no respect for you, and I don’t have to give you any sort of compassion. I am a queer and indigenous liberal with a concealed carry. I do not fuck around when it comes to my rights or the rights of my friends.

If you voted third party or didn’t vote because Kamala didn’t immediately discuss Palestine, you are the reason Palestine is going to be erased.

If you spread anti Kamala rhetoric because she didn’t immediately discuss Palestine, you are the reason Palestine is going to be erased.

Y’all forget that she was the one who could be reasoned with.

Trump is going to help those cunts levels Gaza and Ukraine. And it’s because you all got your feelings hurt when a politician didn’t respond to demands while being interrupted at a rally.

That being said: The Democratic Party has a LOT of fucking problems. They ran this campaign thinking an infrastructure bill would stop fascism and corporate-induced inflation. They were still playing by a respectability handbook the Trump campaign tossed out the window in 2016. Then set on fire on January 6th.

They couldn't even come out to defend trans people. They ditched every person who marched for BLM the second they got into office.

But they could be reasoned with. They could evolve and actually help. The literal lesser of two evils. We captured ground in the last four years and could have kept going because ALL THIS SHIT CAN’T BE FIXED IN A DECADE.

But despite all that, we gave it all to the man who said he would make sure “it was the last time you ever voted”. Who promised to help turn Gaza into a parking lot, and give Ukraine back to Russia. Who has promised he will go ham on the US government and replace positions of merit with hand chosen lackeys like RFK jr to women’s health. Is he going to put Dracula in charge of Blood services!? Hannibal Lecter in charge of the FDA?!

Third party voters are the same people who try and put their name on a group project they didnt do any work on. Third party candidates historically have never won because our system is truly binary. What they have done, however, is complicate elections (Nader in 2000), and convince people with superiority complexes that by voting third party, they were absolved of any blame for what follows. It doesn’t work like that.

And now, not JUST Palestinians and Ukrainians are going to die. Women, trans people, queers, black women, native women, other people of color, and immigrants. In the US.

All because you couldn’t get off your high horse about a singular issue and brought people down with you.

I hope you live with it. I hope you choke on the guilt for the part you played no matter how small.

We aren’t friends. Block me or unfollow me. I am disgusted. If we were in the same room IRL, I would punch the shit out of you right now.

I’m going to be busy trying to hang onto every win that we got in the last four years. I suggest you gather yourself, get your shit together, apologize to everyone, and fuck off into silence while those of us who understood the assignment try and fix the mess you helped cause.

That’s all from me, with a heartfelt and absolutely disrespectful FUCK. YOU.

I legit got internet back last night (and came back to the joyous boopening part two) so I will wander back here eventually.

The last two weeks in summary:

I’m tired of this, grandpa. (If it is not obvious I am located under the screaming cat)

This was last week and we got SIDE SWIPED.