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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

compilation

getting a lot of questions about my I NEED TO EAT PUSSY TO SURVIVE t shirt that are already answered by the shirt

i think if twitter went down, TV writing would get at least 30% better

yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.

hollywood is soo scared of titus andronicus that it makes them look stupid

as much as i love hamlet's crazy little ass i would like to see a little more accidental cannibalism

can i come over and do this

They hate it when you serve girl with terrible sleep schedule and beautiful brown eyes

it's so funny that you can hit all these buttons on a keyboard to make words appear on a screen. i will use this power to write about gay sex

radical statement here but people in red states aren’t subhuman and they don’t deserve to suffer and die because they have shitty state governments

The continued popularity of Taylor Swift just boggles the mind

14 year old girls deserve music they can relate to

harsh noise wall is right there

lol

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy