im not arguing with a dogboy go fetch
Is it just me or does Naruto look kinda like....?
Team 8 being deep and random at the same time
imagine if naruto pops in to find kurama hot boxing his gut and this is the shit he says
Dog ninja hc: he has a prey drive and likes to chase moving things and basically what I'm saying is laser pointers are incredibly distracting
he is burning
sasuke vs konoha 11
is this meme still alive or am i super late to this 😭
shoko looks like a character that’d do well in sally face
"sometimes you've gotta treat your body like a temple, sometimes you have to treat it like a circus tent"
@mintmatcha why would you leave this in the tags
i'm so oblivious when it comes to flirting and all that stuff that i'll be going, "wait, so you actually like-like me?" when he's balls deep inside me for the fourth time that week
he’s on one knee, proposing to me and i’m just like, “oh, are you absolutely sure about this? :(”
if you were to put your faves in an escape room together (without you!!! you must simply observe), are they escaping?
i almost made myself sick laughing at this 😭😭
Sexual themes
when i was 13 i was reading a sasuke uchiha/oc fic on quizilla.com that repeatedly referenced heating up apples covered in tin foil in microwaves, to the point where eating a tin-foil covered apple fresh from the microwave was a multi-chapter occurence & that’s the story of how i lit my first microwave on fire
casual reminder that sasuke uchiha personally set my microwave ablaze