˗ˏˋ biscuit ˎˊ˗ she/her, 26
(n)sfw + dc (multifandom x reader writer) // 18+ MDNI
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best friends to lovers — werewolf edition! (werewolf!bsf!kiba, two part series, 49k)
i licked it so it’s mine (stepbrother!yuuji, one-shot, 6.7k)
do you ever love someone so much that it makes your chest hurt
The screen of my phone fell of when i was reading smut 😫
noooo tf, how did your entire screen fall off??
men who can’t help but slut themselves out a little bit around you because they just like you so much!
they’re constantly making sure they’re dressed in clothes that fit their physique in the most flattering/revealing way whenever they find out you’ll be tagging along for drinks. they spritz on the cologne that you once commented you liked on them, and make sure to lean in slightly when you talk to them so that you can undoubtedly catch the scent of it.
they laugh at your jokes and flutter their eyelashes all pretty-like while they’re listening to you and are paying attention extra hard. are fixing their hair in the mirror whenever they go to the restroom even though they’d never bother otherwise. are draping their arm across your chair, pretending they’re just trying to get more comfortable. even the sound of their voice changes slightly whenever they’re focused on you.
also, they show off their neck by undoing the top button of their shirt and sometimes readjust their belt, hoping that you’ll take a peek while they do it.
winter dresses are so cool and fuuuuun; they’re like oversized sweaters and are so comfy and just aghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
i’m at a wine festival and i am rly rly RLY tipsy lol
ok, this is just a question for thought and not a poll. obv only say as much as feels comfortable to you and scroll if it doesn't apply but:
if you remember your relationship with your biological parents, were you closer to your mother or father and who are your current top faves?
me af right now
When i think about sharp teeth i go like "ah yes, Biscuit type"
Also, isn't a dentist thing that they look at people teeths? Like nurses who enjoy nice veins to draw out blood
if i were somehow smart enough to become a dentist i’d be giggling and blushing behind the mask whenever a cute man showed up to an appointment, like “wow sir, you have such nice teeth teehee; i see somebody has actually been flossing teehee”
highly unprofessional; the way i’d keep stuffing my fingers into his mouth to touch them LMFAOOO
may i ask the deeply nosey question of where your f/o likes to (begs to, needs to) cum when they’re having sex with you (●'◡'●)
Imagine hating on me but i spend my free time maladaptive daydreaming about getting raw dogged by fictional men
ੈ♡˳ 'violence is our love language' deadpool and wolverine (2024)
i’ll have to get a biopsy for my throat and tbh i’m scared shitless……… calling tomorrow to schedule an appointment………. 😔
