how terrifying metamorphosis must be for the caterpillar has no concept of what it is doing, or what a butterfly is, or what will happen to it as it spins itself the cocoon. we r more alike than different

there are parts of your future self in you waiting emerge but you have to become unrecognizable slime first

most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

Brennan Lee Mulligan is enrichment for Sam Reich

it's a very efficient system

Kind of a dog heaven is squirrel hell situation

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

I want owned physical media back, but I'm not sad to see DVDs go – optical media was always a transitional technology, and suffers from a number of intractable drawbacks. I want them to start selling movies on indestructible solid-state cartridges the size of a quarter, so I can keep my entire media collection in an unsorted pile in a random cabinet drawer and have to go rummaging through it like an amateur chef trying to find the lemon zester every single time I want to watch something. Do you understand? I want to lose the entire Star Wars trilogy between my couch cushions.

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

literally an ipad baby

(@hazelsmazecave)

Little fucking guy alert!!

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

Commissions / Print store / Insta / Twitter / Merch store

Hades fanarts, one of my all time favourite games ❤

"dude" but like romantically

Shiver Wing

Shiver Wing (Paradox Frosmoth) - Bug/Psychic Shiver Wing was named after the way it vibrates its wings to surround itself in a cloud of scales. It can then use this cloud for its advantage in battle using psychic powers.

theres nothing worse than a bioware mandated bestie. i will choose to hate this character out of pure spite

This tiktok is everything

He’s on his way to a job interview and he’s very nervous.

Reblog to hire him on the spot