Wizard of Acceptable Height

Escape from Gnome Planet

Even though he was basically the size of a pea he still deserved cruel treatment

why are you 1000000 years old and tiny and flying around and magic dust everywhere.

the fairies all over my dash are making it hard to focus. all i can hear is the buzzing of their wings and their incessant tittering. not to mention they keep fucking smoking my cigs and ashing all over my desk. they've turned a monster energy drink into a keg and are drinking it out of thimbles. i thought these little fuckers were supposed to be magical and whimsical these are just depressed 23 year old trans women with wings

does anyone else fucking hear that

🧚‍♀️ fairy-princxss Follow

beastmode

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BEASTMODE

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beastmode

GO FORTH, MY GNOMES, CONSUME THEM ALL!!

*hundreds of gnomes run out of the cage i keep them in, stop, and slowly turn to me*

NO, NOT ME...!! IM YOUR MASTER...NO, NOOOO!!!!!

my pussy born snarling and full of fangs

some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted

hmm. much to be said about the structural integrity of this cup…

fuckkkk i am being escorted off the premises in this fuckass cup with a magazine underneath me this is so embarrassing

wizard that uses

A crayon for their silly

Little magic wand

@tiny-wizard this u¿

Stars decorate the sky

A telescope opens up

A wizard from long ago

Wistfully stares into the

Magic, dost thou live

By the moon and stars

A wizard uses a strawberry for their wizard hat. Whimsical, effervescent, and adorable. I honestly get forlorn and a little angry thinking about how I will never be her. 😔😩🥺

that,s a fairy• they use berries for hats all the time• and they're basically gnomes (9_9)

You don’t get it 😭

I’m never going to be that small! It’s because of a deal I made with @tiny-wizard

this is my posting niche and if anyone tries to take it i will stab them

with uh. a spell

A wizard uses a strawberry for their wizard hat. Whimsical, effervescent, and adorable. I honestly get forlorn and a little angry thinking about how I will never be her. 😔😩🥺

that,s a fairy• they use berries for hats all the time• and they're basically gnomes (9_9)

You don’t get it 😭

I’m never going to be that small! It’s because of a deal I made with @tiny-wizard

this is my posting niche and if anyone tries to take it i will stab them

Little Adventurer ✧₊⁺

@tiny-wizard

wizard city

AGH ive been depicted

i wish i was a little bit smaller, i wish i had a dollar