A memo from Director Fury

I have it on good authority that you, @tiny-loki recently celebrated a birthday. On behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D. and all its members, I have found you something to show how much you are appreciated.

I reviewed the ~~'leaked footage’ of your dreams while imprisoned on Asgard~~ birthday wish list on file and have ordered you the finest of glorious red robes, crown included if you should choose to part with your reindeer helmet.

And despite Thor’s ADAMANT cries of “FURY, NO!!!!!" I have found you this lovely steed, wearing your colors.

It comes prepared with a mighty bow and arrow in case Hawkeye decides to take further revenger for that unfortunate mind control incident.

SO!!! Happy Birthday from everyone here at S.H.I.E.L.D. and your Tumblr buddies who very much enjoy the mischief you share with us.

This message will self destruct in five seconds and I will not admit to anything positive or friendly.

XOXO

Directory Fury

tiny-loki

brilliant!

#this is fair compensation for the lego orgy #lokislittlediva #delightful followers

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lokislittlediva asked:

I read those tags confessing the Iron Mans quantities, mister. I want a loki-tony orgy asap. Do you do nsfw? lol Well, loki having a nightmare with ALL THE TONYS? ah heck, make something up. I prefer an orgy, tbh.

tiny-loki answered:

ah, erm. *blushes furiously* um. i’ll see what I can do.

tiny-loki

lokislittlediva asked:

I read those tags confessing the Iron Mans quantities, mister. I want a loki-tony orgy asap. Do you do nsfw? lol Well, loki having a nightmare with ALL THE TONYS? ah heck, make something up. I prefer an orgy, tbh.

ah, erm. *blushes furiously* um. i’ll see what I can do.

#lokislittlediva #delightful followers #but i have to go do the dishes first #tiny loki #tiny-loki