It would be cool if Cas entered Dean’s mind during AU!Michael’s occupation, took out the mixtape.  Put it into the empty player (which is on the bar in Dean’s mind) and hit play. The sounds brings Dean back to alertness and they kick out Michael together, all of Team Free Will physically taking out the closest thing to God while Queen or someone plays . The thing is, who is writing the episode?  Sadly, not me. 

Queen’s “I want to break free” plays obnoxiously loudly in the background

Pick your favorite

Scenario #1

*Lucifer comes back*

Nick: I’m so glad you’re b–

Lucifer: shut the fuck up and let me sleep

*Lucifer kills Nick and himself*

Scenario #2

*Lucifer comes back*

Billie: what the fucking fuck

*Billie punches Lucifer back into the Empty*

Scenario #3

*Lucifer comes back*

Amara: I know you said I can’t destroy your creation, but can I destroy that one piece? Just that one? It’s very annoying, I promise, only that specific little one

Scenario #4

*Lucifer comes back*

*Janet beats him up and throws him into the Bad Place*

Scenario #5

*Lucifer comes back* *looks around*

Lucifer: I’ve been dead like five months and climate change’s gotten even worse. Let’s just go straight to some other planet this time.

Nick: …to the stars!

Lucifer: …don’t.

Scenario #6

*Lucifer comes back*

*it is revealed that the reason Gina Linetti is leaving Brooklyn 99 is because she is now a recurring character in Supernatural whose role is to utterly destroy Lucifer just by being herself*

Scenario #7

*Lucifer comes back*

Kaia kills him with the spear in a clever parallel to the original concept of Michael making a lance to kill Lucifer. She also kills Michael.

Scenario #8

*Lucifer comes back*

Naomi: listen, douchebag, you have two options: stay in heaven and keep it running with your power and actually do something productive and useful for once, or stay on earth and have a horrible time because everyone hates you and no matter what you do you will never achieve anything. If you pick the former I can get you a sticker.

Lucifer: uuh… okay

Scenario #9

*Lucifer comes back*

Jameela Jamil straight-up murders him with no explanation given, everyone accepts it

I personally can not wait for the episode where Cas goes to fight a demon and the demon moves towards him and Cas just kinda groans and sits down on the floor, and the demon’s like “what the fuck mate” and Cas, from the floor, is like “look we all know you’re about to knock me on my back so I’m just saving you the trouble” and then promptly takes a nap.

maybe they’ll all spend half the episode pinned to walls by demon powers or something. Ooh, like the exorcism scene at the end of 12.06. They all have perfectly plot-relevant reasons to just… lie on the floor and look pained.

This week on Supernatural, Cas returns to The Empty and just agrees to go to sleep.

(Misha is the only one actually filming today, apparently, but I’m sure those aches and pains are going to last longer than that.)

there will just be an episode of Cas (it’s just misha but they had no other content so they had to use this footage instead) wrapped up in a blanket looking more tired than ever and Dean (read: Jensen) turning into a mom and nursing Cas/Misha back to health, including leg massages and space pants. 

To make it into somewhat of an episode, they let a monster enter the room while Cas is asleep but all Cas does is flick off the monster and tell him to go bother Dean instead.

14x12 “The Bad Idea”.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done!

Maybe they could just have Cas call up his Djinn Queen wife and have her call off the kill on Maggie. 

That would have involved actually speaking to Cas instead of moping that he’s left tho...

Supernatural Recap: 14.03 “The Scar”

THEN!

Jack is really having a hard time since Lucifer stole his grace, essentially rendering him a very handsome but otherwise normal young human. Michael (in Dean) has been going around burning the eyes out of people as some kind of “experiment.” Then somehow Dean ends up getting rid of Michael and the cap he was wearing. What??? I’m now realizing I’ve somehow skipped that episode. Oh well! Pressing on in ignorance!

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OP, I enjoy your recaps a lot b/c they do really sound like classic “Television Without Pity” (where you hail from) so thanks for that!!

And, as you can see, I’m far from Destiel-neutral but I’m always interested in the middle-of-the-aisle perspective on it so this line made me crack up: “Like… look. I’m actually pretty Destiel-neutral. I don’t care a lot one way or the other if they get together, but I’m not immune to noticing when people try to burn each other’s underpants off using nothing but their eyes.”

Indeed.

Reblogging for great review and for “Like… look. I’m actually pretty Destiel-neutral. I don’t care a lot one way or the other if they get together, but I’m not immune to noticing when people try to burn each other’s underpants off using nothing but their eyes.”

The fucking cap text is legendary guys. Like seriously I’ll give you a few to encourage you to open this

This is brilliant, OP I applaud your sense of humour!

people be out here thinkin that i only ship destiel when my real otp is sam x happiness. 

so… you ship SAPPINESS?

sappiness / ham.

i.e my soul’s most urgent desires

Sam x Happiness : Sappiness

Dean x Self Acceptance : Dance

Cas x Forgiveness For His Mistake : Cake

The makings of a Team Free Will Party methinks ;)

Half of my dash is currently posts that start with “As you may or may not have noticed, I haven’t been posting as often as I once did.”

On an unrelated note: I have recently learned that I follow pretty much every creative power on supernatural, Obama and a slug.

I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR

You’re welcome ;)

Sometimes a family is a Nephilim and his Hunter Dads.

#GishMeme Team WaywardPhoenixes

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#spn crack#queer eye#look Crowley was OUT for them if he’d had half a chance he’d have queer eyed the bunker and all its occupants past present and future#queue

my first objection was secrecy but then i thought… honestly the fab 5 would come in bunker see all the weapons and weird stuff and wouldn’t even question it… they would just be like okay we’re in the middle of nowhere, kansas this is just how white people are

bobby would only have to redecorate, like, sam’s room because the rest of the bunker is either this really cool vintage style or dean has already redecorated it. he’d make them a very cool patio space outside tho, make the outside pretty. also add herbs like sage and stuff for spells and rituals for dean to cook with

tan would just be very confused because at first all he saw was plaid but then he found this endless wardrobe filled with everything and he realizes that dean does not need his expertise at all, but sam oh boi. they’d make a trip to the landfill like that time they threw away the guy’s armchair

jonathan would expect to see like one bottle of shampoo in the entire bunker because big white dudes, instead he finds, like, the widest array of products he’s ever seen. but he’d give chapstick and skincare products to a very puzzled castiel

antoni would have to teach sam how to cook something because, well, dean already is the queen of the kitchen and he and antoni just exchange tips, but sam does not even know where to begin. dean is all like aww my little brother all grown up and learning about avocados

karamo tho. an intense week for him

Sam and Cas talk about their feelings