tingo-tango reblogged
aight I've got a HILARIOUS au idea.
everything is the same except Wicky is a prince and nobody has any idea.
He's not first in line, and when asked, he says he's the "throwaway sibling". He's pretty well known in his home country as the second born prince, and he's kind, loves hockey, and pretty smart, even if he's not as smart as his older sibling.
The only people at Samwell who know the truth are the dean, the coaches, Ollie, Nursey, and Shitty (Ollie was voluntarily told during Year 1 after Ollie asked Wicky out, and the other two straight up knew from their parents, and knew his name and face before even meeting him).
SMH finds out in 1 of 2 ways:
- Option 1: Graduation comes, and Jack's mom recognizes Wicky's grandmother or parents (whoever the monarch is), and is flabbergasted they're there, and they're just like "Yeah, we came to see our little boy graduate!" and the rest of SMH stares as Wicky jumps on his brother in excitement.
- Option 2: the Newsletter literally says it, and Foxtrot goes "Wait, Wicky's a prince??" and Nursey goes "Yep" while the rest of SMH stare at her and then him like "what the fuck are you talking about?"
- In Option 2: Bitty specifically finds out because he has Ollie and Wicky on the channel before they leave on their honeymoon, and MULTIPLE people send messages asking how he knows a prince and his new husband and Bitty is entirely baffled, and then horrified.
#OOPS I REBLOGGED FROM MY REAL HOCKEY ACCOUNT#but also!!!#PREV TAGS#TANGO BEING THEIR SECRET KEEPER#they elope after the frozen four and its they have to do a big wedding for outside image purposes#Wickys parents and Ollies get all back and forth about it and Ollie and Wicky just are like...whats the guest list like#theres a hockey dedicated section that everyone side eyes but SMH are having a TIME#I know that it appears in the news#Shitty kisses the crown prince/Wickys brother drunkenly#tango is once again there#hes like ten descendents from a noble line so hes actually invited invited#he doesnt know that though#this is even funnier if like ollie or wicks go into the NHL#POV: your new teammate is prince consort of a small country#olliewicks