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i think every religious holiday should also be an official national holiday where you don’t have to work or go to school or anything and i also think in order to be respectful and inclusive we count the holidays of any religious group that has over like ten people. with the power of friendship and a shared google docs spreadsheet we could make sure no one goes to work ever again
I love that Bobby just talks about things he probably shouldn’t, but I’m all for a 6 part TV series of the Blade Artist!
evil fonts. HELL vetica. CRIMES new roman. IMPACT (fatal). MAL ibri. arial
Are u ok??
no i want to leave the country and start a new life
i think every tumblr user deserves a free trip to visit one of their mutuals
#when will a beautiful women approach ME in the woods and put a sword against MY neck? #yes I’m doing perfectly fine while in quarantine #no I’m not touch starved #yes I am #no I’m not ♡
when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.
in light of current events, I’d like to once again take this opportunity to remind everyone to watch black sails
“I want to see more girl monsters. Girl giants, girl dragons, hulks & trolls. Scylla and hydra. Girl monsters who are huge and whole. Teeth and plush fur and long muscled tails. Heads enough to see you anywhere. Gleaming green or brown. But girl monsters are usually zombies or vampires. Pale and thin, bleeding or dead. Not Lady Lazarus, not a phoenix from the ash. I want to see how you get strong without being broken first. Get strong and stay strong. Get big and bigger.”
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#’getting strong without being broken first’ is like all i want from anything but especially girl monster stories #stop making women small before you let them be big #i am tired of revenge stories #i am tired of all my heroines hurting
(via mirroir)
I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
unphotogenic girl rights
the disney+ tv-series that we need to happen: ‘the handmaidens’
(aka naboo women trying to fight for the democracy when democracy is dead)
goddamn the sapphic energy from this is amazing
charlize theron ma’am
honestly bears are how humans should be. bears are an improvement on the human blueprint. they can get up on their back legs like a man.... but they also walk on four legs so they don't get cocky and forget where they came from (the earth). big and hairy and silly. can kill with a single swipe of the paw
sleep long time
sleep long time.
