apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

I love these so much

Cat’s noses

this just made my day

I legit squeed.

Lucifer + text posts (4/?)

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

A handy table for everyone:

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

Okay that table is a work of art

Watch:  Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

I reblogged this 0.2 sec ago but I love her clapbacks so much

Yeah should be doing this more.

I just love how she says “He does not look to be of Native American descent,” lmao.

I never understood “go back to Africa”, like. Y'all brought them here. You gonna pay to send them back? Back where? Did you keep your records? Everyone from everywhere lives here now, deal with it already.

Josh Brolin as CABLE

vs Josh Brolin as THANOS

this picture is hilarious

by the way, eight and rose are still being hot and doing crimes. @lotsofthinkythoughts and i are working on organizing our ficlets/boards into some semblance of coherence, and then we will try to publish it all as a complete thing. hopefully. maybe.

in the mean time, here are our pair posing as fun! normal! law-abiding! tourists!

Trivia: Richard Donner originally wanted to cast Rutger Hauer as the evil captain of the guard while casting a younger actor, Kurt Russell, as Navarre. Hauer wasn’t interested in that role, but expressed interest in playing Navarre. When Russell dropped out a few days before principal photography began, the part was handed to Hauer. (x)

#hauer has this rep in american movies of being the go-to bad guy fit for all bad guy needs  #like you need someone slightly sinister and northern european and he’ll probably kill someone at some point he’s your guy  #as a young man he’s any number of homicidal antagonists for all-american action stars to vanquish  #and as an old man he’s your man if you need a sneaky board member to patronise bruce wayne  #(though if he was meant to be smug they massively failed as NO ONE is as smug as bale so he lost the smug-off)  #but like  #this is what happens if you take that vibe but make them the unequivocal Good Guy  #a questing knight! a chivalric ideal! a pining and devoted lover!  #THE ARAGORN GUY  #i mean he even shows up in a tavern dressed in black  #mysteriously rescues the protagonist  #talks obliquely about his lady love with whom he cannot be  #when you cast the Bad Man Character to be that guy? AMAZING

#tiny intimidation machine

Goals

Tommy Shelby; walking in every episode

writing tip #2201:

defeat writers block by asking “what would shakespeare do?” and add in a dick joke

♠ 3.03 Gridlock

But listen, it’s all fog out there, so how can they see us? Maybe it’s the engines, the sound, or the heat, or the light. I don’t know. Turn everything off. They might not be able to find us.