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astrid, denmark, hufflepuff at heart
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when did they start calling world war 2 "world war 2"? like how many countries had to join the game before everybody was like "alright looks like we're doing a sequel"

the y fucking.......branded it like that from literal day one???

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tiktaalic

Actors aren’t real (meaning I don’t follow them on social media) but. Kind of funny that Misha collins is very vocal about cas being a top. That’s psychological warfare on jensen ackles if I’ve ever seen it. Because jensen ackles would CLEARLY go no way IM the top but jensen ackles would also clearly never ever publicly go on record about dean Winchester’s fictional gay sex life. So his options are to say you’re wrong when Dean has gay sex he does it differently (big loss for jensen ackles) or stew silently on the fact that he cannot refute dean’s omegan sensibilities (big loss for jensen ackles) . I love it here (in the jensen ackles psychological warfare chamber)

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princessslea

my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

at least he's having fun???

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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

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utopians

nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

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reblogged

You know how the majority of Pokemon look relatively similar to each other and have generally consistent occupations and themes surrounding them?

And how Pokemon can sometimes use human language?

And can be humanoid?

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Anyway, Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are a type of Pokemon, but no one brings it up because there’s already a lot going on in the world, ya know

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fluffmugger

#please i’m begging you i don’t want to learn anything more about pokemon

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tiktoksnow
The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

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jung-hooked

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

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haileyhurts

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

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yanderrre

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

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bassbabe

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

Same energy

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