Give me some more time in a dream...

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return a slap if I took you for a man.

Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham.

Captain Marvel (2019)

I mean, that IS the goal, and maybe kids now have it easier in SOME ways, but when I was growing up in the 60s and 70s you could scrape by on minimum wage on your own, and support a family of four with a single blue-collar job (like stocking groceries) that only required a high school diploma. If you wanted a college education, it was free in California until around 1970, and even after that, in-state tuition was about a tenth of what it is now. I knew people who literally paid their college tuition with a full-time summer job and working part-time during the school year.

Oh, and we DIDN’T have to have active shooter drills, so…

Overall, I think we had it a hell of a lot easier.

I only take the best. I’ve got Rose.

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

envelööp?

Me hearing a knock on the door knowing I haven’t ordered anything: Deleeveree?

I love BBC Merlin so much. Where else will you find a show which has both the line “In life you always have a choice. Sometimes it's easier to think that you don't” and a scene where an old man gets possessed by a goblin and turns the king bald

You are my brother and my friend. Sometimes I’m envious, but never doubt that I love you.

the revengers: they’re trying

peak physical comedy

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My name is Carol.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Captain Marvel (2019)