Everyone: “2019 was the worst year ever”
2020: “Hold my corona”
I don’t think people understand how awkward I am when I say I’m extremely socially awkward.. let me give you an example of how things in my life often go
*Braves going out for a meal*
*manages to order without tripping over words*
*feels good about self for a second or two*
*food arrives*
Waiter: “Enjoy your meal”
Me: “Thanks, you too” .... 🤦🏻♀️
*hangs self with piece of spaghetti off my plate*
Getting woken up at 9:30 on a Sunday morning should be illegal
- I am not a morning person.