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Of course, it’s at this moment that Uda, his mule, and Blackwatch all collectively stiffen up. Jesse blinks, feeling his mare shift uneasily under him even as she continues walking, but the other man pulls his mule to a stop, his head lifted and dark eyes narrowed. Jesse obligingly guides Blackwatch to halt, as well, frowning at Uda curiously.

Jesse watches his jaw clench and tighten, working like he’s grinding his teeth. The hunter clears his throat, figuring speaking would break the careful truce they’ve been holding. Uda glances at him for the first time all day, nostrils flaring a little as he inhales.

“Smoke,” he growls after a moment, looking irritated that he even has to say anything. Jesse’s frown deepens.

“Could just be a campsite up ahead,” Jesse says, though his heart sinks with the news. He’s already got a bad feeling about this.

Chapter Five of Bad Moon is up!

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Anonymous asked:

how about mchanzo? "fire cannot kill a dragon"

[cracks my knuckles] i may have had to google this reference to remember where it was from but ok i can work with this. not really GoT AU, but maybe fantasy AU… someone here has been wanting to rewatch lotr. this probably isn’t what you meant by your prompt, and it REALLY got away from me, i’m sorry, ANYWAY here we GO

There is nothing quite like realizing that the sky is moving.

Jesse stares up at the smoke billowing from the forest. His blade hangs at his side, heavy as a hammer.

Heavy as a white flag being lowered when the cries for blood are not sated.

Heavy as the weight of a beast’s paw.

Around him, his companions scrambles to and fro, not seeing what Jesse sees, not paying attention as the movement through the smoke unwinds and uncurls. Serpentine, but greater. And not as one; there are multiple sinuous movements casting a shade through the blaze, separate. Jesse cannot see, blinking through the blinding sting of smog, but he thinks there are perhaps two.

Perhaps three.

And there is a mighty rumble, a thunder like something heavy has fallen, and then with a great rush of wind, the smoke clears for just a moment. His companions stop; Zarya, beside him, lets out a noise like she’s being strangled, her hands locked tight around her great-axe.

Before them, and in front of what appears to be a massive, clawed hand, stands a man. His eyes are black glass, and his hair is black silk, a sheet of shadow billowing out behind him like a flame. He looks at Jesse and sees into him.

The Dragon of the South Wind.

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Prompt: McHanzo. I dunno, I just really want those two out on a little date where McCree either takes notice of Hanzo's massive sweet tooth (if he didn't already know) or mindlessly spoils Hanzo with sweets he knows the archer can't resist xD

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i love hanzo’s sweet tooth more than i love myself

Jesse likes to think he’s a bit of a Hanzo connoisseur. Sure, he doesn’t exactly have the man down pat, 100%, but Hanzo was an enigma. He doesn’t think he’ll know everything about Hanzo when they’re both 90 years old and sittin’ in rocking chairs somewhere, even if he asked him something new every day.

But that’s just who Hanzo is. Jesse knows he’s the same way, and that’s just the way they’re gonna be.

Still, he knows the important things.

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Anonymous asked:

promot: how about mchanzo, mccree wearing hanzos hair ribbion :O

!!! hell yeah boyyyy

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It is early in the morning when Hanzo wakes up to an empty bed.

This is... unusual. Usually, McCree woke up after Hanzo, and more than that, he absolutely insisted on staying in bed for as long as possible. Hanzo had grown used to waking up with McCree snuggled up tight in his arms, and the cowboy would wake up immediately if Hanzo made moves to leave the bed, latching on and kissing Hanzo’s throat until the archer complied with the silent demand, usually laughing.

Still, Hanzo reaches out a sleepy hand and feels the bed is warm beside him. And, more than that, when he cracks an eye open, McCree is within view, standing at the bedside table.

In his hands is Hanzo’s hair ribbon, the silk cradled carefully in rough, calloused palms. He watches as Jesse rubs his thumb over the fabric, then begins to attempt to tie his hair up with it.

He flinches as Hanzo lets a low chuckle rumble from his sleep-scratched throat, but doesn’t put the ribbon down, only turning to grin sheepishly at him.

“Mornin’, Han,” Jesse says.

“You’ll need a hair-tie,” Hanzo replies, and scoots closer to pull one from the beside drawer.

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“So what, you’re really just not gonna say a word unless it's insulting me or asking questions you already know the answer to?” McCree’s voice is familiar in a way that makes Hanzo’s temper rub wrong, as if they are companions traveling together rather than prisoner and captor. Why does he seem so intent on making the trip pleasurable when Hanzo is practically riding to his doom?

Hanzo frowns at him and says nothing.

Chapter Four of Bad Moon is up, with accompanying artwork by @guesswhatruru here!!!

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The… unfortunate, distracting feelings he harbors for one Jesse McCree seem to only be exacerbated the more time he spends around him. Perhaps the only hesitation he’d had with going on this mission was knowing that he was going to spend one, or possibly two, entire days with the other man in what was the most romantic setting and time of the year possible. A parade and a fair celebrating Valentine’s Day. Overkill, and overkill specifically designed to make looking at the cowboy difficult.

It doesn’t matter, he reminds himself firmly, it’s just a job. Just do your job.

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Hanzo is assigned to a mission to supervise a Pro-Omnic/Human-Relationship Pride March during Valentine's Day. That isn't the hard part; it's spending the entire mission accompanied by the hat-tipping, spur-wearing object of his affection.

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“If you’re gonna be this way the whole trip it’s gonna be an awful one.”

Now, Uda sneers, turning to face Jesse for the first time without any real reason to. “Good.” His gaze is fierce, teeth sharp beneath his meanly-curled lip. “I hope it is miserable for you.”

Jesse stares back, unimpressed. “You really don’t wanna make a trip this long with me in a bad mood, sunshine, I promise you that.”

Chapter Three of Bad Moon is up!

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For the past seven years, anyone who foolishly wanders into the forest surrounding Shimada Castle dies at the teeth of a beast that lives within the trees.

Some say it's a vengeful spirit of a father. Some say it's a guardian of what was once an honorable family.

Infamous beastkiller Jesse McCree says it's a easy few pieces of gold.

Werewolf!Hanzo / Hunter!McCree AU.

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Thought it might be a good idea to post this fic here, too! 

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