The Soup Begins To Thicken

America got freedom-fried

nothing but the truth

Is that fucking ROY?

Imagine people finding out about Len and Barry seeing each other behind everyone’s backs and Barry having this conversation with someone the following Monday:

“Hey Barry. Good to see you. Heard you were sick.”

“What? No. Who told you that?”

“Oh someone just said you were in bed with a cold all weekend.”

a cinnamon roll [insp.]

Rooster gold

I did this in a 4AM haze but sketchy animatic of this post by @voiceboss because I loveee this Jason voice (I hope they're ok with me doing it!).

I know that in the original joke (of which a link is included in the post), it was Bruce that was the one crying but TBH it wouldn't leave my head that it was actually Jason, so naturally I put a Two-Dads spin on it. He goes back to his REAL dad(s). Jason trying to bond with Bruce but it doesn't go so well, oops-

me and my friend were talking and they said something about Hal probably always holding onto Barry's antennas and I suddenly had a vision

like. he would. all the damn time.

Imagine if a trending hashtag in Gotham is #ImTellingBatman for all the times people see Robins doing stupid shit like playing rooftop tag or stopping to pet the police dogs 

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

SORRY?? SORRY???? This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen Jesus Christ everyone look at this

just to be clear, the only reason blitzø was the first one to beat bee at her own drinking game was because husk can't leave pride.

this is not a new take but it’s really getting driven home for me this month

all i’m saying is that if i was a vampire i would develop such a shameful i-am-a-burden complex over the fact that i have to live off of others blood.

can you let me vampire brood in peace …..

fuck.

Л: Любой дилетант может украсть бриллиант…

Б: Какого чёрта?! Лен! Это не смешно!! Выпусти меня отсюда!

Л: Но только настоящий вор может украсть нечто действительно ценное.

Б: ЛЕЕЕН!!!

Well, shiet. My shipping heart can’t handle this kind of cuteness.

Btw, Len looks awesome here, the stare is so accurate.

L: Any amateur can steal a diamond …

B: What the hell ?! Len! It’s not funny!! Let me out of here!

L: But only a real thief can steal something really valuable.

B: LEEEN !!!