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Bisexual icon
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LIFE HACK: you can hit a strawberry with a hammer and you won't BELIEVE what happens next!
you MIGHT BELIEVE what happens next!
WELP
Fell for the oldest trick in the book
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diversity win! the ancient curse placed on the wayne family line recognizes bruce's adopted children as his children <3
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It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.
Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".
Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.
Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.
Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.
help him
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Len: I have been captured by the enemy
Barry facepalming: Len has a weird way of telling people we’re married
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since were all too old to do tumblr prom at this point does anyone wanna do tumblr potluck or smth.
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I found this on Twitter and like. C'MON
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Booster Gold Vol. 2 #3,4 (2009) [scanned 1/24/2024]
BONUS: Booster Gold Vol. 2 #0 (2009)
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been laughing over this pic for like. ten minutes
when you want to kiss your wife but you're worried your boyfriend will sneak off to commit crime while you're distracted
Yeah that's the plot of White Collar
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I think Gotham celebrates bisexual visibility day more than most because the odds of getting snuck up on by a vigilante are significantly lowered for 24 hours
Where’s your stealth now bitch???
#i giggle snorted#canon queer characters#tim and khoa passing each other in the hall at the manor#then freezing because khoa DEFINITELY saw this little twink table dancing at a club with his boyfriend last week#while tim's 98% sure that bruce was the cause of that hickey on khoa's chest#tim: i will pay you ten thousand dollars to erase this from your memory#khoa: i was about to make the same offer
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Happy Batman Day
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He knows what he's doing
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THE MUMMY AKA BISEXUAL MOVIE OF ALL TIME
↳@lgbtqcreators bingo | Queer Awakening (in-sp)
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Interviewer after Fizzarozzie came out: So, what is Fizzarolli to you?
Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning.
Interview: …oh, that’s disgustingly sweet.
Fizzarolli, earlier that morning, banging cymbals together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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Have you ever contemplated upon sex, my dear?